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	<title>Comments on: Dwaine Caraway&#8217;s Crusade Continues</title>
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		<title>By: Peterk</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35444</link>
		<dc:creator>Peterk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>people who say &quot;lets get together for lunch, I&#039;ll call you.&quot; and they never do

people who write loose when they mean lose

people who say &quot;I could care less&quot; when they mean &quot;I couldn&#039;t care less&quot;

people who fail to use the turn signal before they make the turn</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>people who say &#8220;lets get together for lunch, I&#8217;ll call you.&#8221; and they never do</p>
<p>people who write loose when they mean lose</p>
<p>people who say &#8220;I could care less&#8221; when they mean &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t care less&#8221;</p>
<p>people who fail to use the turn signal before they make the turn</p>
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		<title>By: jrp</title>
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		<dc:creator>jrp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and as per Mr. Claxton&#039;s request, that should be drivers not driver&#039;s 

damn self-editing stuff is sooooooo hard</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and as per Mr. Claxton&#8217;s request, that should be drivers not driver&#8217;s </p>
<p>damn self-editing stuff is sooooooo hard</p>
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		<title>By: jrp</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35358</link>
		<dc:creator>jrp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>- mustachioed ahole cops with small man parts that think it&#039;s funny to write tickets for made-up charges 

- anyone that ever talks about the weather. ever. period. inclduing all TV weathermen. all of them are useless. and don&#039;t gimme no &quot;public needs to know&quot; crap about tornados, hurricanes, hail etc. if you&#039;re over the age of 10 and can&#039;t tell what the weather is/going to be by taking a look around you then you deserve what you get 

- driver&#039;s that aren&#039;t me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- mustachioed ahole cops with small man parts that think it&#8217;s funny to write tickets for made-up charges </p>
<p>- anyone that ever talks about the weather. ever. period. inclduing all TV weathermen. all of them are useless. and don&#8217;t gimme no &#8220;public needs to know&#8221; crap about tornados, hurricanes, hail etc. if you&#8217;re over the age of 10 and can&#8217;t tell what the weather is/going to be by taking a look around you then you deserve what you get </p>
<p>- driver&#8217;s that aren&#8217;t me</p>
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		<title>By: Bethany</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bethany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Rawlins talking to Eric?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Rawlins talking to Eric?</p>
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		<title>By: Rawlins Fresh Lemon Aid</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35345</link>
		<dc:creator>Rawlins Fresh Lemon Aid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who approach females at Happy Hour bars saying: “I’m taking a ‘D’ Magazine survey.  Can you please answer A, B, or C to the following.
A) Are those implants?  
B) Are you a nursing mother 
C) Are you smuggling melons?”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who approach females at Happy Hour bars saying: “I’m taking a ‘D’ Magazine survey.  Can you please answer A, B, or C to the following.<br />
A) Are those implants?<br />
B) Are you a nursing mother<br />
C) Are you smuggling melons?”</p>
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		<title>By: El Rey</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35338</link>
		<dc:creator>El Rey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I happen to think Caraway is on the right track.  The signs are trashy and when they cover windows, they create safety issues for the police.  If the councilman helps his district gain value and reduce criminal activity, he is doing his job.

Make fun of Dwaine&#039;s crusades all you want.  He is at least doing right by listening to his constituents.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to think Caraway is on the right track.  The signs are trashy and when they cover windows, they create safety issues for the police.  If the councilman helps his district gain value and reduce criminal activity, he is doing his job.</p>
<p>Make fun of Dwaine&#8217;s crusades all you want.  He is at least doing right by listening to his constituents.</p>
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		<title>By: Daddy Claxton</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35336</link>
		<dc:creator>Daddy Claxton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) TV types who say &quot;drunk&quot; instead of &quot;drunken driving&quot; or a &quot;drunk driver&quot; instead of &quot;drunken&quot; one.  Next time, just try singing &quot;What shall we do with the drunk sailor?&quot;

2) Advertisers who print billboards that say a house prices start in the &quot;210&#039;s&quot; instead of the 210s.
 
3) People who think you should drive slow in the left lanes on 635.  Do you know how much gas we&#039;d save and how much traffic would be reduced if DPD would ticket people not driving to the right on 635?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) TV types who say &#8220;drunk&#8221; instead of &#8220;drunken driving&#8221; or a &#8220;drunk driver&#8221; instead of &#8220;drunken&#8221; one.  Next time, just try singing &#8220;What shall we do with the drunk sailor?&#8221;</p>
<p>2) Advertisers who print billboards that say a house prices start in the &#8220;210&#8217;s&#8221; instead of the 210s.</p>
<p>3) People who think you should drive slow in the left lanes on 635.  Do you know how much gas we&#8217;d save and how much traffic would be reduced if DPD would ticket people not driving to the right on 635?</p>
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		<title>By: Bethany</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bethany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. People that ask, &quot;Is it hot enough for ya?&quot; It was freakin&#039; hot enough for me way back at 80, thanks.

2. Adults that blow children&#039;s noisemakers more than once.

3. People that come to a complete stop and THEN turn into a driveway or parking lot entry.

4. People that pull out in front of me and then slow to exactly 15 miles below the speed limit -  forcing me to put down my lip gloss and cell phone so I can slam on the brakes and use my middle finger.

5. Drivers who believe the laws of physics do not apply in parking lots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. People that ask, &#8220;Is it hot enough for ya?&#8221; It was freakin&#8217; hot enough for me way back at 80, thanks.</p>
<p>2. Adults that blow children&#8217;s noisemakers more than once.</p>
<p>3. People that come to a complete stop and THEN turn into a driveway or parking lot entry.</p>
<p>4. People that pull out in front of me and then slow to exactly 15 miles below the speed limit &#8211;  forcing me to put down my lip gloss and cell phone so I can slam on the brakes and use my middle finger.</p>
<p>5. Drivers who believe the laws of physics do not apply in parking lots.</p>
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		<title>By: Dallasite</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/07/07/dwaine-caraways-crusade-continues/comment-page-1/#comment-35329</link>
		<dc:creator>Dallasite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Slow in the fast lane... in fact, slow in any lane.  Speed up people!

2. People who don&#039;t clean up after their dogs.

3. People who let their cats outside (they should be shot with a tazer, daily).

4. Bicycles on busy streets during heavy traffic.

5. People whining about a tollroad being built through the Trinity River floodplain.  We lost; get over it, and move on.

6. Homeless People.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Slow in the fast lane&#8230; in fact, slow in any lane.  Speed up people!</p>
<p>2. People who don&#8217;t clean up after their dogs.</p>
<p>3. People who let their cats outside (they should be shot with a tazer, daily).</p>
<p>4. Bicycles on busy streets during heavy traffic.</p>
<p>5. People whining about a tollroad being built through the Trinity River floodplain.  We lost; get over it, and move on.</p>
<p>6. Homeless People.</p>
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		<title>By: DKC</title>
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		<dc:creator>DKC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People who have 215 items in the 15 items or less checkout lane</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People who have 215 items in the 15 items or less checkout lane</p>
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