Comments on: A Story About Severed Hands That Likely Aren’t

By: monkey god

monkey god — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:27:03 +0000

publicnewssense,Your comments are so descriptive on the Crimean Wood****.I’m waiting for Roger Patterson’s ghost to get video on the creature.

By: Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:30:14 +0000

Really, they’re a new product – Earl Campbell’s Spirit Fingers.

By: publicnewssense

publicnewssense — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:04:17 +0000

Monkey God, The Crimean Wood****’s flesh does not lend itself to consumption by humans without extended periods of marination — that is why you can’t order it from a window. As you may suspect, the Crimean Wood****’s only natural enemy is the same as that of the lemurs in Madagascar, the Fossa. My blood runs cold.

By: monkey god

monkey god — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:15:31 +0000

I thought this was going to be an exclusive on the Crimean Wood****.My hopes have been dashed.

By: IttyBittyWussy

IttyBittyWussy — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:42:53 +0000

How are we so sure the former occupants are drug dealers, and why didn’t the editor take that “fact” out of the story?

I submit that the occupants are merely misunderstood mani/pedi technicians.

By: PuddinTane

PuddinTane — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:26:28 +0000

Miller High Life and fired testicles would be considered a great meal by some folks in deep SE Texas.

Finger lickin’ goodness!

By: publicnewssense

publicnewssense — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:41:43 +0000

I heard from a usually reliable source that early lab reports indicate those were the testicles of Cuecats and Belo’s Research, Development & Diversity Department was contemplating packaging them for sale as finger food.

By: DM

DM — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:39:50 +0000

Miller High Life has moved into a strange buzz marketing realm

By: Kirk

Kirk — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:41:50 +0000

It gets even odder, in an update this afternoon:

The icy objects shaped like human hands that a Fort Worth man found in his apartment freezer Friday aren’t hands after all. But what the frozen items turned out to be may be even stranger.

“It’s animal testicles,” said Roger Metcalf, an official at the Tarrant County medical examiner’s office. “It’s definitely not hands.”

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/070608dnmethandsfolo.1c642b1.html

By: Harry Palms

Harry Palms — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:28:17 +0000

What? No comments about dallasnews.com’s redesign?

PS – 95 degrees and swilling beer at the Old Monk. Good times.