This One’s for the Ladies
A borderline-pornographic article just popped up on The New York Times’ site about the latest health and beauty trend: a medical spa dedicated to “pelvic fitness.” We’ve written about vaginal rejuvenation in the magazine before, and here in Dallas we have doctors like Wesley Anne Brady surgically altering lady bits, so it seems women in this town are up for trying new things.
I’m not going to explain the spa procedures—you’ll have to read the article for that—but here’s an excerpt:
“If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these,” she said. “It’s the dental floss of feminine fitness.”
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I read something about an “in-office electrostimulation machine.” Tim, isn’t it about time you brought ours back to the office?
He will bring it back when the batteries are good and drained…
I don’t know. I hear he’s into that hybrid … er … technology, if you know what I’m talking about.
Now granted, I’m not that familiar with lady bits but as I understand it they are pretty much self-cleaning, like ovens. Do they really need that much maintenance?
And more importantly, when can we expect a review from Bethany?
What an excellent follow-up to the last post about Charity Beaver.
So I no longer will have to strap a 2-by-4 to my butt to keep from . . . oh, never mind.
Echoing Columbiasooner, Frontburner is starting to work blue. A Beaver post followed by the Vajayjay Workouts.
Starting to work blue?
Best quote from article: “The outer layer can become almost scrotal, very wrinkly and lax,”
I doubt we’ll see any health stories on Ch. 8 about Dr. Brady’s work, given that her husband anchors the 5 p.m. report. But Ch. 5 seems to like to talk about lady parts: http://janestake.wordpress.com.....fidential/
Floss = Ouch!!!
Floss and girl bits should not be used in the same story. Seriously.
Is this what John Hammerly got suspended for?
Does one really need instruction such services? Aren’t Kegels fairly easy to figure out?
And how oh how do you get to adulthood without having heard of them?
And what does voting have to do with it??
This is sooooo GROSS! The next post will probably about dudes who set off their firecrackers too early.
There’s nothing like a fit, charitable beaver!
*PLEASE* tell me someone else remembers this guy? This guy was my favorite. I often wonder what ever happened to him. I hope his degree from the Snoopy School of the Down There Arts took him far in life:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/a.....llas1.html
Rod Dreher seems to find it pornographic, which would make Jeff Brady’s wife, what, a pornographer?
I guess it’s a good thing Elvis never had Rod Dreher to contend with as well. He would have probably thrown in the towel and settled on being just The Ankle instead.
continuing to work blue…if Bethany and Amanda can open a school/spa for whatever it was they’re gonna open a school/spa for, i’m gonna do the same and call it
B.I.G. C.O.C.K (boy’s with insignificant genital can overcome clitorus kalamities)
that makes no sense whatsoever and isn’t even funny, oh well, i’ll send it up anyway
*sigh* Some guys just aren’t man enough for the word vagina to appear in the New York Times.
Have you seen a vagina Bethany? No one has ever confused one for a box of kittens, they should stay out of my paper and where they belong, safely hidden in your pants.
For heavens sake. It was a word, not a photo of one.
It sounds like John Charles McKee has never seen one, based on the fear evident in his comment.
Although, I must say, from here on out, I’m gonna have to refer to my girl parts as my “box of kittens.”
Thanks JCM!
Do both smell like fish?
Ok. I’m sorry. That was wrong.
I’m changing my name now.
We may have just jumped the shark with that one Towski.
May have? Completely jumped sounds more accurate. My mother raised me better. I retract.
I don’t see what the big deal is here. Are we really all that sophmoric that we can’t take this at face value? And what the hell, if the treatments (possibly) lead to fitter vaginas, so bet it. What’s wrong with a few more fit vaginas? Wouldn’t the world be a better place with a few more cleaner, trimmer, leaner, sweeter-smelling vaginas?
Male bits aren’t exactly bouquets of summer flowers.
i wonder what sharks smell like
Xavier: Yes.
And what the hell, if the treatments (possibly) lead to fitter vaginas, so bet it.
Wait, are we vagina gambling now? That seems risky. I’m gonna hedge my bets and fold.
No poker jokes please, folks. This is a classy publication.
I don’t think I’d want to trust putting Mr. Happy in a box of kittens. Kitten volleyball can be brutal.
But kittens are cute, warm and cuddly.
Okay, you take your chances with a box of kittens (they could be terrorist kittens, you know). I’ll stick with vagina.
AC–to borrow a poker term, it would seem like the less fit your vagina might be, the more loose-aggressive you are.
I’m still waiting for the Cougar word-play… Anyone? ANYONE?
I wonder who has the fittest vagina in the D family? It’s Celeste, isn’t it?
Lorena Bobbitt made it safe for the MSM to start using the word “penis” in family newspapers. For a long while there, all we read about were penises. Now, women are asserting their rights to equal treatment, and all we’re reading about are vaginas and vulvas.
Call me old fashion, but I would rather not read about either.
And…release.
My husband is an OB/GYN and we talk vajayjay all the time! Just like Oprah! I will warn you that ACOG (American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology) does not approve of the Matlock laser vaginal rejuvenation.
http://www.acog.org/from_home/.....1-07-1.cfm
What managed care hath wrought!
And what the hell, if the treatments (possibly) lead to fitter vaginas, so bet it.
I’m goin’ to Vegas this weekend. I’ll see if there are any betting lines on Fitter Vaginas.
(Now, there’s a band name for ya.)