Here’s how most of the introductions have played out:
DAVE: Hi, I’m Dave Moore, the new guy, I work over there (point to empty cubicle).
INTERN: Oh, hi. I’m an intern.
Both parties pause for an awkward moment and walk away.
If I turn up any additional full-time, bonafide employees, I will post accordingly. But I fear that this organization is actually run by Southern Methodist University sophomores (see photo exhibit A, from left: Raya Ramsey, Christina Murphy and Jordan Shuler).