Do not mess with new FC Dallas coach Schellas Hyndman, aka Combat Ki Master, as you see 18 to 22 seconds into this video:
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Two alternate headlines:
“Butt-head! Kick Me in the Jimmy!”
“Bow to Your Sensei!”
@ 2:24 pm on June 19, 2008
Uh..
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.
@ 2:26 pm on June 19, 2008
Wax on. Wax off.
(All Crane Style n stuff.)
@ 2:28 pm on June 19, 2008
“Testes of Fury”
-or-
“Anybody Seen My Junk Rolling Around on the Floor?”
@ 2:33 pm on June 19, 2008
Balls of Steel, Brains of Mush
@ 2:36 pm on June 19, 2008
Ki Master? Where’s the Gate Keeper?
@ 2:41 pm on June 19, 2008
I have just one question. Why?
@ 3:03 pm on June 19, 2008
I forsee some awkward moments at FC Dallas hacky sack night.
@ 3:12 pm on June 19, 2008
Shin guards? You don’t need no effin shin guards.
@ 3:18 pm on June 19, 2008
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak.
@ 3:59 pm on June 19, 2008
Also featuring noted Ticket Saturday morning fitness personality George DeJean.
“Ever thought about it?”
@ 4:12 pm on June 19, 2008
That wouldn’t be the Ticket’s own George DeJean would it?
@ 11:19 pm on June 22, 2008
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
12 comments
Two alternate headlines:
“Butt-head! Kick Me in the Jimmy!”
“Bow to Your Sensei!”
Uh..
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.
Wax on. Wax off.
(All Crane Style n stuff.)
“Testes of Fury”
-or-
“Anybody Seen My Junk Rolling Around on the Floor?”
Balls of Steel, Brains of Mush
Ki Master? Where’s the Gate Keeper?
I have just one question. Why?
I forsee some awkward moments at FC Dallas hacky sack night.
Shin guards? You don’t need no effin shin guards.
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak.
Also featuring noted Ticket Saturday morning fitness personality George DeJean.
“Ever thought about it?”
That wouldn’t be the Ticket’s own George DeJean would it?