Karate Man Bruise on the Inside

Do not mess with new FC Dallas coach Schellas Hyndman, aka Combat Ki Master, as you see 18 to 22 seconds into this video:

12 comments

  1. Two alternate headlines:

    “Butt-head! Kick Me in the Jimmy!”

    “Bow to Your Sensei!”

    @ 2:24 pm on June 19, 2008
  2. Uh..

    STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

    @ 2:26 pm on June 19, 2008
  3. Wax on. Wax off.

    (All Crane Style n stuff.)

    @ 2:28 pm on June 19, 2008
  4. “Testes of Fury”
    -or-
    “Anybody Seen My Junk Rolling Around on the Floor?”

    @ 2:33 pm on June 19, 2008
  5. Balls of Steel, Brains of Mush

    @ 2:36 pm on June 19, 2008
  6. Ki Master? Where’s the Gate Keeper?

    @ 2:41 pm on June 19, 2008
  7. I have just one question. Why?

    @ 3:03 pm on June 19, 2008
  8. I forsee some awkward moments at FC Dallas hacky sack night.

    @ 3:12 pm on June 19, 2008
  9. Shin guards? You don’t need no effin shin guards.

    @ 3:18 pm on June 19, 2008
  10. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak.

    @ 3:59 pm on June 19, 2008
  11. Also featuring noted Ticket Saturday morning fitness personality George DeJean.

    “Ever thought about it?”

    @ 4:12 pm on June 19, 2008
  12. That wouldn’t be the Ticket’s own George DeJean would it?

    @ 11:19 pm on June 22, 2008