I wouldn’t want to have been a teacher at North Crowley High these past four years. Why? Because the class of 2008 has 10 sets of twins and one set of triplets, which I suspect would cause a level of confusion heretofore unseen. That amount of multiples is apparently a record, by the way, though I don’t know how that could ever be proven. Kind of like my record for birds flipped during rush hour when I worked in Dallas and lived in Lewisville.
This has been your friendly reminder to not drink the water in Crowley.
El Rey – try artificial insemination and fertility treatments needed after years of birth control use.
http://www.thetech.org/genetics/ask.php?id=194
Basically, we’ve gotten accustomed to being able to turn the body on and off with drugs, only it’s either off or turned on full-blast.