Comments on: Slow News Day Question: Do You Think You Could Beat Me in a Fight? http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/ FrontBurner® has been called the best blog in Dallas (repeatedly), a snarky celebration of ignorance, and a daily conversation about Dallas among the editors of D Magazine. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:25:14 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Burro http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31427 Burro Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:40:07 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31427 If you withstand a my false bravado and the awesome sight of my thoroughly macho pectoral implants, I've been holding a fart in for well over 9 hours now (I started clenching on a flight from Austin earlier today in an effort to not cause a ruckus, and just kinda kept it going because... well...) It's your olfactory, amigo...take you best shot. If you withstand a my false bravado and the awesome sight of my thoroughly macho pectoral implants, I’ve been holding a fart in for well over 9 hours now (I started clenching on a flight from Austin earlier today in an effort to not cause a ruckus, and just kinda kept it going because… well…)

It’s your olfactory, amigo…take you best shot.

]]> By: Dallasite http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31413 Dallasite Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:03:43 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31413 Zac, I'd hit you with so many lefts that you'll beg me for a right. If you ever see me fighting a bear, you better jump in and help the bear. I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew! (I'd also fight with a trident) Zac,

I’d hit you with so many lefts that you’ll beg me for a right. If you ever see me fighting a bear, you better jump in and help the bear.

I’m all hopped up on Mountain Dew!

(I’d also fight with a trident)

]]> By: CHUCK NORRIS http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31400 CHUCK NORRIS Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:25:26 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31400 The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground.. God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6. Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once. The fastest way to a man’s heart is Chuck Norris’s fist. The only reason that Chuck Norris is one eighth cherokee is because he ate an Indian. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

The fastest way to a man’s heart is Chuck Norris’s fist.

The only reason that Chuck Norris is one eighth cherokee is because he ate an Indian.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter

]]> By: jb http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31389 jb Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:58:55 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31389 I have heard that for a girl, it really hurts to get socked in the boob but I have never hadt the ....guts? decency? sitiuation? restraining order?.... or whatever to try. I'm wondering if the pain is equivalent to getting kicked in the balls. Gosh, it is a slow news day. I have heard that for a girl, it really hurts to get socked in the boob but I have never hadt the ….guts? decency? sitiuation? restraining order?…. or whatever to try. I’m wondering if the pain is equivalent to getting kicked in the balls.
Gosh, it is a slow news day.

]]> By: Roscoe Purvis Coltrane http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31379 Roscoe Purvis Coltrane Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:39:21 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31379 Boobs win every time. Sway- wanna fight? Boobs win every time. Sway- wanna fight?

]]> By: j.d.w... http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31362 j.d.w... Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:50:17 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31362 ok, so... no crazed, wild-eyed nicotine withdrawal rage, no more Sampson hair, and a cush job at D... even I could take you! ok, so… no crazed, wild-eyed nicotine withdrawal rage, no more Sampson hair, and a cush job at D… even I could take you!

]]> By: Joe Louis http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31360 Joe Louis Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:44:39 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31360 http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/06/zac-crain-beat-himself-in-dall.html http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/06/zac-crain-beat-himself-in-dall.html

]]> By: Sway http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-2/#comment-31353 Sway Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:29:11 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31353 Maybe someone should call the Ticket after all. Maybe someone should call the Ticket after all.

]]> By: JS http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-1/#comment-31351 JS Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:22:39 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31351 Sway, You had me at spider monkey. Sway,
You had me at spider monkey.

]]> By: ChokeOut http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/comment-page-1/#comment-31346 ChokeOut Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:12:07 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/06/03/slow-news-day-question-do-you-think-you-could-beat-me-in-a-fight/#comment-31346 Sway, Can I be next after you finish off Zac? Please? Sway, Can I be next after you finish off Zac? Please?

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