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18 Comments to “Great Headlines (Another in a Series)”
  • travis

    from cnn.com today, we got the scariest headline ever

    “Monkeys control robots with their minds”

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/05/29/monkey.robots/index.html

  • Bethany

    If they look really hard, do you think they’ll find any more bodies in that cemetery?

  • John M

    It says the 3400 block of N Hall, that would be Lee Park, there are not a cemetery there that I know about. Do they mean the 2600ish block of N Hall, i.e. Emanuel and Greenwood cemeteries?

  • Jack Jett

    good one liner bethany…deadly but good and grounded.

  • John M

    Well, since I live near the Emanuel and Greenwood cemeteries I was a bit concerned by a dead body showing up near my house so I called the DPD for some clarity on the address and if they suspected foul play.

    Turns out I have no reason to fear for my safety “It was just a homeless guy”. Now I know Dallas doesn’t have much of a reputation for caring about the homeless but homeless or not I am a bit disconcerted by a homeless person showing up dead by my house, the DPD apparently is not.

  • Sophie

    Spelling counts.

  • jrp

    for what? whatta ya gonna gimme a gold star if i spell correctly here? seriously, man, this grammar/punctuation/spelling police ****e has to stop

    go teach elementary school (or grammar school, if you will) if you want to constantly correct someone’s language aptitude

    doing so here it trite, glib and pointless

    what do you gain from pointing it out other than self-gratification?

    get off your collective high horse and save the spelling/punctuation/grammar debate for academia

  • Bethany

    I dunno, jrp. At some point, isn’t it a sign of being a grown adult to use some periods and commas, instead of insisting on typing like a 15 year old waiting for a ride outside Firewheel?

  • Tim Rogers

    JRP, I think I speak for the group when I say that big ideas and fart jokes alike are most forcefully communicated with good grammar, proper spelling, etc. Anything less and the effort misses its mark. The idea doesn’t impress; the fart joke falls flat.

    As employees of a magazine, we strive to publish smartly written, compelling prose (here and in the “print product”). We don’t always succeed as well as we’d like (especially here, given how quickly the writing is done). So help is always appreciated, as long as it’s offered lovingly.

    Sophie’s was.

    Spelling does count. Clear communication isn’t the sole province of academia. And pointing out mistakes isn’t pointless.

    In conclusion: go, words!

  • lisa

    jrp, in addition to punctuation, you could use some capitals.
    http://www.keepandshare.com/doc/view.php?u=11789&p=y

  • Brett

    Oh, Tim. How could you miss the opportunity for the “The fart joke falls flat(ulent) joke?

    Well, that’s it for me. I’m pooped.

  • jrp

    OK, fair enough, tim and bethany. although it’s the insinuation that typing comments on message boards sans punctuation is immature that irks me most, i guess.

    many have no qualms about using “dunno” or things such as “Awe.Some.” etc. and then lead the charge to castigate someone for confusing they’re/there/their etc.

    i don’t get it

    believe me, man, i know the AP Style book inside and out, i enjoyed Eats, Shoots & Leaves, and often read some pages of the dictionary before falling asleep. and i’ve been a working journalist for a decade. i appreciate editing for editing sake, but here and on other blogs i feel the oft constant correcting is just antagonizing for the sake of antagonizing, which may not be a bad thing, i guess

    and truth be told, i do use plenty of commas, question marks, periods, parentheses, etc. and it’s all for effect. although it’s becoming clear to me that my yankee accent while talking and abundant lowercase usage while commenting ain’ts be going’s over’s so well’s down here in Texas

  • Tom

    Spelling, punctuation and grammar are nearly extinct on the Interwebs, so why not try to save them? Gen Y is, like, OMG, actually killing it off. Not awesome. This quote from the latest edition of Newsweek says it all:
    “Please, please do what you can to cure the verbal virus that seems increasingly rampant among your generation.”
    – Pulitzer Prize-winning historian David McCullough, in a commencement address at Boston College, imploring the students to cut back on the use of words such as “like,” “awesome” and “actually”
    http://www.newsweek.com/id/138574

  • jrp

    how’s about this for a hede with a deck even

    Luddites Seek To Save Language By Banging Head Against Wall

    Gen Y’s All Like WTF, Yo?

  • DM

    WFAA took the story a bit different with the headline… “Unburied body found in Dallas cemetery”

    http://www.wfaa.com/

  • Neal

    Tim, I’m glad to hear you think spelling counts. Just FYI, it’s “cemetery” not “cemetary” (see the link in your post).

  • Sophie

    Thanks Tim. Er…it’s cemetEry, not cemetAry. I thought you were pointing out a spelling mistake in the DMN headline.

    And jrp: Yeah, I’m big on words. Grammar. Punctuation. I’m old school that way. So sue me.

  • jrp

    no, you’re right, sophie, and i had my panties all up in a knot yesterday for some reason. i’m also now not sure if tim misspelled cemetery for effect or just as a typo…