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	<title>Comments on: Breaking News: Patrick Williams Just Posted on Unfair Park</title>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/15/breaking-news-patrick-williams-just-posted-on-unfair-park/comment-page-1/#comment-28059</link>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awwww, I just love the smell of snark in the afternoon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awwww, I just love the smell of snark in the afternoon.</p>
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		<title>By: fruitdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>fruitdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who?</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IM broken fellas?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IM broken fellas?</p>
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		<title>By: Zac Crain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t be coy Marcus.</description>
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		<title>By: Marcus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marcus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s great news Zac, what&#039;s his name?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s great news Zac, what&#8217;s his name?</p>
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		<title>By: Zac Crain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate you.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Rogers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Rogers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it also means Zac gets to have relations tonight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it also means Zac gets to have relations tonight.</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick Williams</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick Williams</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It wasn&#039;t my fault. It was the only way I could get Fingers outta my office.

And Eric, considering your diet of fatty cured meats and grease, you don&#039;t need a new air filter, but a purifier.

Check back in November for my next post.

Oh, and bite me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It wasn&#8217;t my fault. It was the only way I could get Fingers outta my office.</p>
<p>And Eric, considering your diet of fatty cured meats and grease, you don&#8217;t need a new air filter, but a purifier.</p>
<p>Check back in November for my next post.</p>
<p>Oh, and bite me.</p>
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		<title>By: Eric Celeste</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric Celeste</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Time to change my air filter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time to change my air filter.</p>
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