Which Flaxen-Haired Vixen Will Spoil the Cowboys’ Chances Now?

Posted on May 14th, 2008 1:20pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

I’m pretty sure we’ve played this game before. In fact, I’m positive we have. Still, it’s a fun game to play. I prefer Scrabble, but whatever.

Here’s my shortlist. Feel free to add your own names in the comments.

  1. Hayden Panettiere
  2. Heidi Montag
  3. Elizabeth “Spider Monkey” Lavin
  4. Jason Witten
29 Comments to “Which Flaxen-Haired Vixen Will Spoil the Cowboys’ Chances Now?”
  • Daniel @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    May Pang.

  • Zac Crain @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Well played, sir.

  • Bethany @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Nathan Michael Grant

  • Josh Pearson @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Shaking head, wishing I had been able to type that before Bethany. Nice.

  • Tom @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Mayor Becky Miller. Although they dated previously, back when Tony was in high school.

  • BLM @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Mari Woodlief.

  • DGIrl @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Troy Aikman.

  • The Original 81 @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Bridget Moynihan, Brady’s baby momma.

  • Grady @ May 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Barbara Walters

  • rascalndallas @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Shane Lamas?

  • Josh Pearson @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    rascal - is that Lorenzo’s brother? Because if so, that would be a great guess.

  • Justin H. @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Bill Stipp. He’s my hero! OMG…so hot!

  • rascalndallas @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Lorenzo’s DAUGHTER… this season’s “winner” of the Bachelor… and you’re right, his brother would’ve been a great guess as well… maybe Rogers Healy?

  • Josh Pearson @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Oh, Shayne. Gotcha.

  • jrp @ May 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Alibaster K. Abthernabther, aka AKA

  • MIssing Dots @ May 14th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Jack E. Jett

  • El Rey @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    The unmarried Bush twin.

  • Spamboy @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Your mom.

  • KellyK @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Brooke Hogan…can’t think of any one else as tranny as, Jugs Simpson.

  • Brandon @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    S. Crenshaw.

  • BLM @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Joe

  • STD @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Joe who?

  • BLM @ May 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Joe Mama.

  • houston @ May 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Elliott Spitzer is his new agent for lining up a “head” for him

  • coley @ May 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Isn’t it Shayne LAHMAHZ, according to the bachelor himself?

  • Rio @ May 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    My money’s on Carrie Underwood coming back into the picture.

    Or maybe The Prince of Foxboro can introduce Tony to one of Gisele’s lovely siblings.

  • Randy Brown @ May 15th, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Deco Chic

  • Carol Lavin @ May 16th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    I absolutely vote for Elizabeth Lavin !!!!!
    Love, from MOM

  • Elizabeth Lavin @ May 19th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Thanks Mom

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