Which Flaxen-Haired Vixen Will Spoil the Cowboys’ Chances Now?

Posted on May 14th, 2008 1:20pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

I’m pretty sure we’ve played this game before. In fact, I’m positive we have. Still, it’s a fun game to play. I prefer Scrabble, but whatever.

Here’s my shortlist. Feel free to add your own names in the comments.

  1. Hayden Panettiere
  2. Heidi Montag
  3. Elizabeth “Spider Monkey” Lavin
  4. Jason Witten

29 comments

  1. May Pang.

    @ 1:21 pm on May 14, 2008

  2. Well played, sir.

    @ 1:22 pm on May 14, 2008

  3. Nathan Michael Grant

    @ 1:28 pm on May 14, 2008

  4. Shaking head, wishing I had been able to type that before Bethany. Nice.

    @ 1:38 pm on May 14, 2008

  5. Mayor Becky Miller. Although they dated previously, back when Tony was in high school.

    @ 1:41 pm on May 14, 2008

  6. Mari Woodlief.

    @ 1:47 pm on May 14, 2008

  7. Troy Aikman.

    @ 1:50 pm on May 14, 2008

  8. Bridget Moynihan, Brady’s baby momma.

    @ 1:51 pm on May 14, 2008

  9. Barbara Walters

    @ 1:56 pm on May 14, 2008

  10. Shane Lamas?

    @ 2:02 pm on May 14, 2008

  11. rascal – is that Lorenzo’s brother? Because if so, that would be a great guess.

    @ 2:05 pm on May 14, 2008

  12. Bill Stipp. He’s my hero! OMG…so hot!

    @ 2:08 pm on May 14, 2008

  13. Lorenzo’s DAUGHTER… this season’s “winner” of the Bachelor… and you’re right, his brother would’ve been a great guess as well… maybe Rogers Healy?

    @ 2:30 pm on May 14, 2008

  14. Oh, Shayne. Gotcha.

    @ 2:42 pm on May 14, 2008

  15. Alibaster K. Abthernabther, aka AKA

    @ 2:56 pm on May 14, 2008

  16. Jack E. Jett

    @ 3:23 pm on May 14, 2008

  17. The unmarried Bush twin.

    @ 4:00 pm on May 14, 2008

  18. Your mom.

    @ 4:03 pm on May 14, 2008

  19. Brooke Hogan…can’t think of any one else as tranny as, Jugs Simpson.

    @ 4:04 pm on May 14, 2008

  20. S. Crenshaw.

    @ 4:20 pm on May 14, 2008

  21. Joe

    @ 4:31 pm on May 14, 2008

  22. Joe who?

    @ 4:32 pm on May 14, 2008

  23. Joe Mama.

    @ 4:32 pm on May 14, 2008

  24. Elliott Spitzer is his new agent for lining up a “head” for him

    @ 5:06 pm on May 14, 2008

  25. Isn’t it Shayne LAHMAHZ, according to the bachelor himself?

    @ 5:09 pm on May 14, 2008

  26. My money’s on Carrie Underwood coming back into the picture.

    Or maybe The Prince of Foxboro can introduce Tony to one of Gisele’s lovely siblings.

    @ 5:10 pm on May 14, 2008

  27. Deco Chic

    @ 2:23 am on May 15, 2008

  28. I absolutely vote for Elizabeth Lavin !!!!!
    Love, from MOM

    @ 9:32 am on May 16, 2008

  29. Thanks Mom

    @ 9:31 pm on May 19, 2008