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There’s so much raw material here, I don’t know what to do. There’s the news account itself: A man claims Air Force One dropped him off on a runway at D/FW. (Yes, he had been drinking.) There’s the understated quote from the official describing plans to look into the incident “to see if it was just an odd circumstance or whatever.” But there’s also the photo of the man in question at left, looking like a) a BeeGee, b) Jesus, c) both? I’m sure you talented, commenting FrontBurnervians will rise to the challenge.
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30 comments
Looks a little bit like Zac to me. But, I can’t really be sure since he demands that I never look him in the eye.
He looks like one of those peripheral figures in the saga of the Manson family.
He looks kind of like Christopher Guest.
So that’s what happened to Rockwall’s own Jason Castro after he got kicked off American Idol last week, huh?
nice picture!
Dude … those Bushes throw one HELL of a wedding!
Jeff Spicoli lives! I always wondered what happened to him. Too bad his surfing career didn’t pan out. I wonder if he was flying Air Force One on OUR time. Aloha, Mr. Hand.
I think that’s my ex-husband.
The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
Are you sure that isn’t Celeste wearing a wig?
well, i like your style too, man…got the whole [hairy in that George The Animal Steele kinda way] cowboy thing goin’
where can i get me some of whatever it was this dude took? wandering aimlessly amd shirtless on a DFW runway with delusions of Air Force One…now that’s a flight i want on and don’t even care if Joe David Jones yacks on his cell phone the whole trip
Ya’ll leave my Don Henley love child alone. Air Force One DID drop him off, as a personal favor to me.
“looking like a) a BeeGee, b) Jesus, c) both?”
would that be a BeJeezus?
If you can grow a full-body beard, you’re doing the world a disservice if you don’t show it off.
I have laughed – out loud – no fewer than four times while reading the comments on this post. Thank you, Mr. McGill. Thank you.
His name is Mr. Mojo Rising.
Nathan Michael Grant is clearly displaying his family namesakes: the bewildering mentality of Nathan Johnson (from The Jerk), the masculine beard of Michael Martin Murphy (CW singer) and the bold body hair of Lou Grant (aka the hirsute Ed Asner).
See, this is what happens when the Caveman licks the Geico Gecko. Next time, just say no.
this is what freelancing has done to Trey Garrison.
I haven’t seen anything that disturbing on the runway since John Travolta kissed that dude. Hard. On the mouth.
http://www.jetstreaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/john-travolta-boy-kiss.jpg
Are you sure it’s not Dan Branch looking for his F*&(%@ car?
Looks like Gordon Keith is due for a trim.
No, this is what happens when you drink too much cactus juice.
I’ve never seen so many callbacks in one post. Good work, people. [bowing, walking backward]
So they didn’t really kill Jabari?
In the odd chance that Air Force One didn’t actually drop him off, how the hell can a drunk guy get out there? Serious security issue there.
I think this is the pervert from Grapevine Mike Snyder so lovingly described to us.
Naw, he’s a Realtor. Bad market.
Are you sure that Roswell,NM isn’t somehow involved in this?
Sandra Crenshaw supporter.
I guess that’s one wedding that Butterscotch Stallion couldn’t crash…