Whither Trey Garrison
Several sweet FrontBurnervians have noted in our comments section the absence of Trey. Wes Mantooth this morning wrote:
My … pet theory is that Celeste and Rogers killed him, stripped the flesh from his bones, and turned it into Trey Jerky and are busy consuming the evidence of their crime. The crime itself might have been punishment for changing the “D” painting to “H.” Or maybe it was Trey’s stubborn refusal to hew to the party line. Or just idle hands making the work of the devil. Who knows.
No, no, no. Nothing like that, kids. Trey is now freelancing. But he’s still a contributing editor to D Magazine. You’ll see his next story in the July issue of the “print product.” [picking at teeth]
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June, Tim, unless there’s something you haven’t told me. And thank you, FBvians, for being worried that the cannibals done got me.
Doesn’t freelancing normally = unemployed???
I know that’s a Trey Garrison sock puppet. Unless and until I see a confirmed photo of Trey Garrison holding today’s DMN in classic hostage-movie format (think about Jonathan “The Duke” Mardukas in “Midnight Run”), I won’t believe a word of this.
Freelancing = professional freedom.
That is if you can pull it off financially. More power to you, TG.
People who think someone ‘free-lancing’='unemployed’ are the same ones who think being ’single’ means you are not being fed or getting laid.
Married = not getting laid
I think it’s great that Trey now has a chance to write for the John Birch Society News, Second Amendment Weekly, and Hot Libertarian Mommas.
Seriously, best of luck, Trey.
Wow, his e-mail is already shut down.
Trey, shoot me an e-mail!
Does that mean there’s a job opening at D that I can apply for?
will Trey be guest-blogging on FB?