“Go away, Jessica, or I shall taunt you a second time…”

All too true. I’m pretty sure those were “paid” girlfriends and the outfits they had on were horrible! Like pearls make a difference?

I complained to Jer about the whole Romo issue and that Tony’s mind was in Jessica’s pants instead of on the game and he informed me that as far as the entire team was concerned his players weren’t getting laid enough!

I don’t care what kind of stadium is going up, the Cowboys are Goin’Down.

I’m not trying to bust you too badly, but your observation that “Jerry Jones should be just a bit concerned with his qb’s maturity level and priorities” made me laugh out loud.

DUDE: the Head Guy of this organization is Jerry Jones!?! Remember? The guy who shows up drunk to pea**** around Hotel ZaZa with his dancing girlfriends in tow (while his security detail nervously scans the crowd for photography-inclined bystanders).

Fish rot from the head first, my friend.

Towards fully fitting into the Cowboys Morality Landscape, maybe Romo should just head out on the town armed to the teeth for a Trim Hunt with Smiley, Pacman & Tank. Anyway, we all wondered when the Four Horsemen might ride again.

Hell,if anyone on this blog had any real trash to compost, you’d start the rumor that Ashlee’s shotgun mariage is ’cause she’s carrying Tony’s child and Jess is banging K-Fed. Where are you freelancers when we need ‘em? Hello?

Warning: Celeste is omitting in this post (offering his shoulder to Jess) that his newly maniacal workout regimen is making his torso so taunt that the mere touch by Simpson would likely chip her (silk tip) nails.