Re: Whither Trey Garrison

Wes Mantooth wrote in the comments:

I know [that previous post] is a Trey Garrison sock puppet. Unless and until I see a confirmed photo of Trey Garrison holding today’s DMN in classic hostage-movie format (think about Jonathan “The Duke” Mardukas in Midnight Run), I won’t believe a word of this.

Here you go, Wes:

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10 Comments to “Re: Whither Trey Garrison”
  • Josh Pearson

    Standing. Clapping.

  • Al

    As brilliant as this is, I am not so sure I would want the police chief and Mrs. Kunkle staring down at me as I work.

  • Wes Mantooth

    LOL. Well played, sir.

  • TG

    whoa that’s HOT

  • DT

    Where’s the gun rack?

  • Tim Rogers

    What’s even funnier:

    Me to Trey: “Man, I was really hoping you’d send an Abu Ghraib-style photo of you lying naked on the floor, with a chick in fatigues standing over you, giving the crazy-happy double thumbs-up.”

    Trey to me: “Oh, I’ve got plenty of pics like that. Just none with today’s paper in ‘em.”

  • Wes Mantooth

    I also don’t believe that Sarah Eveans is a girl. Could you please post a photo that shows…

    Nevermind. Trying to keep it family-friendly.

  • Sean

    Mr. and Mrs. Garrison: Always a party waiting to happen.

  • the cynic

    WIth a touch of PhotoShop, today’s newspaper could have been dropped into any old pic. Technology has made it near impossible to trust any image… still or moving… as authentic.

  • david

    Free Trey Garrison!

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