Wes Mantooth wrote in the comments:
I know [that previous post] is a Trey Garrison sock puppet. Unless and until I see a confirmed photo of Trey Garrison holding today’s DMN in classic hostage-movie format (think about Jonathan “The Duke” Mardukas in Midnight Run), I won’t believe a word of this.
Here you go, Wes:


Standing. Clapping.
As brilliant as this is, I am not so sure I would want the police chief and Mrs. Kunkle staring down at me as I work.
LOL. Well played, sir.
whoa that’s HOT
Where’s the gun rack?
What’s even funnier:
Me to Trey: “Man, I was really hoping you’d send an Abu Ghraib-style photo of you lying naked on the floor, with a chick in fatigues standing over you, giving the crazy-happy double thumbs-up.”
Trey to me: “Oh, I’ve got plenty of pics like that. Just none with today’s paper in ‘em.”
I also don’t believe that Sarah Eveans is a girl. Could you please post a photo that shows…
Nevermind. Trying to keep it family-friendly.
Mr. and Mrs. Garrison: Always a party waiting to happen.
WIth a touch of PhotoShop, today’s newspaper could have been dropped into any old pic. Technology has made it near impossible to trust any image… still or moving… as authentic.
Free Trey Garrison!