Re: Whither Trey Garrison

Wes Mantooth wrote in the comments:

I know [that previous post] is a Trey Garrison sock puppet. Unless and until I see a confirmed photo of Trey Garrison holding today’s DMN in classic hostage-movie format (think about Jonathan “The Duke” Mardukas in Midnight Run), I won’t believe a word of this.

Here you go, Wes:

trey.jpg

10 comments

  1. Standing. Clapping.

    @ 3:19 pm on May 13, 2008
  2. As brilliant as this is, I am not so sure I would want the police chief and Mrs. Kunkle staring down at me as I work.

    @ 3:22 pm on May 13, 2008
  3. LOL. Well played, sir.

    @ 3:23 pm on May 13, 2008
  4. whoa that’s HOT

    @ 3:36 pm on May 13, 2008
  5. Where’s the gun rack?

    @ 4:04 pm on May 13, 2008
  6. What’s even funnier:

    Me to Trey: “Man, I was really hoping you’d send an Abu Ghraib-style photo of you lying naked on the floor, with a chick in fatigues standing over you, giving the crazy-happy double thumbs-up.”

    Trey to me: “Oh, I’ve got plenty of pics like that. Just none with today’s paper in ‘em.”

    @ 4:04 pm on May 13, 2008
  7. I also don’t believe that Sarah Eveans is a girl. Could you please post a photo that shows…

    Nevermind. Trying to keep it family-friendly.

    @ 4:13 pm on May 13, 2008
  8. Mr. and Mrs. Garrison: Always a party waiting to happen.

    @ 4:54 pm on May 13, 2008
  9. WIth a touch of PhotoShop, today’s newspaper could have been dropped into any old pic. Technology has made it near impossible to trust any image… still or moving… as authentic.

    @ 4:57 pm on May 13, 2008
  10. Free Trey Garrison!

    @ 8:20 am on May 15, 2008