Re: Avery’s Abode For Sale

Here’s the official Ebby listing, with pics. You know what? Ugly pad. (Link props to DallasBasketball.com.)

15 comments

  1. THAT’s where Grandma’s couch ended up. Did Avery clean the crappie stains out?

    @ 1:21 pm on May 13, 2008
  2. So HE’S the guy who bought my grandma’s furniture!

    @ 1:25 pm on May 13, 2008
  3. uh oh! double-grandma joke!

    @ 1:26 pm on May 13, 2008
  4. i hope his decorator is going with him

    @ 1:35 pm on May 13, 2008
  5. someone needs to start a fireavery’sdecorator blog.

    @ 1:46 pm on May 13, 2008
  6. Is Josh Howard’s bong included? Because someone was stoned when they picked out all that crap!

    @ 1:46 pm on May 13, 2008
  7. Here’s a new 3-way trade for Cubes to work out. Avery gets Isiah’s place in NYC. Carlisle gets Avery’s place at the Ritz. Isiah gets to drown in the East River before he destroys a fourth NBA franchinse.

    @ 1:56 pm on May 13, 2008
  8. I thought the Ritz Carlton was supposed to be nice? It looks cheap. I think half-price is still too much.

    @ 2:28 pm on May 13, 2008
  9. Hey, Jamie Adams at Prudential is the listing agent and I had this on DallasDirt yesterday.

    @ 2:35 pm on May 13, 2008
  10. Wow – what a price tag – and you wouldn’t even have the chance to Choose Woodrow.

    @ 3:00 pm on May 13, 2008
  11. That second/child’s bedroom has a distinct Mary Todd Lincoln vibe to it.

    @ 3:10 pm on May 13, 2008
  12. does anyone know who designed, er, decorated this place? it is awful!!!

    @ 3:43 pm on May 13, 2008
  13. Love the paintings over both fireplaces. Nothing says “Klassay” like crude paintings you bought on the street in Mexico / Jamaica / some other touristy locale. They are the perfect focal point in the formal living space of your multi-million-dollar high rise condo. Local designers, take note. These paintings are the new black.

    Almost as tasteful as the subtle use of colors in the “red” family…everywhere.

    @ 6:05 pm on May 13, 2008
  14. I will never complain about my $800 annual HOA dues again.

    @ 8:59 pm on May 13, 2008
  15. I’m so glad that I’m poor because if I had $$ and that’s the kind of taste I’m sposed to have, I’d be puking in my mouth alot. Those furnishings look like my grandma’s furnishings

    @ 9:39 am on May 14, 2008