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	<title>Comments on: My Eye Itches. Hand Me That Can of Pepper Spray.</title>
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		<title>By: Zach in NY</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zach in NY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Go Batfaces!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go Batfaces!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As long as he&#039;s still able to reproduce -- no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it &lt;i&gt;wasn&#039;t&lt;/i&gt; jock itch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As long as he&#8217;s still able to reproduce &#8212; no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it <i>wasn&#8217;t</i> jock itch.</p>
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		<title>By: GMOM</title>
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		<dc:creator>GMOM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good thing it wasn&#039;t jock itch!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good thing it wasn&#8217;t jock itch!!!</p>
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		<title>By: A Source</title>
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		<dc:creator>A Source</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.


&quot;Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.</p>
<p>&#8220;Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: DA</title>
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		<dc:creator>DA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too bad he&#039;s not a better shot. We really don&#039;t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too bad he&#8217;s not a better shot. We really don&#8217;t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Rusty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Rusty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Darwin Award?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Darwin Award?</p>
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		<title>By: JB</title>
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		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.</p>
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