Or, you know what, I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t I take care of my back itch with this handgun. Oh, that’s why.
7 comments
I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.
@ 12:45 pm on May 13, 2008
Darwin Award?
@ 12:55 pm on May 13, 2008
Too bad he’s not a better shot. We really don’t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.
@ 1:14 pm on May 13, 2008
I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.
“Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.”
@ 1:32 pm on May 13, 2008
Good thing it wasn’t jock itch!!!
@ 3:23 pm on May 13, 2008
As long as he’s still able to reproduce — no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it wasn’t jock itch.
@ 3:48 pm on May 13, 2008
Go Batfaces!!!
@ 3:57 pm on May 13, 2008
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
7 comments
I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.
Darwin Award?
Too bad he’s not a better shot. We really don’t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.
I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.
“Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.”
Good thing it wasn’t jock itch!!!
As long as he’s still able to reproduce — no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it wasn’t jock itch.
Go Batfaces!!!