My Eye Itches. Hand Me That Can of Pepper Spray.

Or, you know what, I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t I take care of my back itch with this handgun. Oh, that’s why.

7 comments

  1. I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.

    @ 12:45 pm on May 13, 2008
  2. Darwin Award?

    @ 12:55 pm on May 13, 2008
  3. Too bad he’s not a better shot. We really don’t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.

    @ 1:14 pm on May 13, 2008
  4. I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.

    “Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.”

    @ 1:32 pm on May 13, 2008
  5. Good thing it wasn’t jock itch!!!

    @ 3:23 pm on May 13, 2008
  6. As long as he’s still able to reproduce — no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it wasn’t jock itch.

    @ 3:48 pm on May 13, 2008
  7. Go Batfaces!!!

    @ 3:57 pm on May 13, 2008