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My Eye Itches. Hand Me That Can of Pepper Spray.

Posted on May 13th, 2008 12:17pm by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News

Or, you know what, I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t I take care of my back itch with this handgun. Oh, that’s why.

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7 Comments to “My Eye Itches. Hand Me That Can of Pepper Spray.”
  • JB @ May 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I often use a shotgun as a fly swatter. In Texas things like this are allowed.

  • Big Rusty @ May 13th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Darwin Award?

  • DA @ May 13th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Too bad he’s not a better shot. We really don’t need this kind of intelligence floating around in the gene pool.

  • A Source @ May 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I knew alcohol and 3 a.m.would be in the story long before I even read it.

    “Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.”

  • GMOM @ May 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Good thing it wasn’t jock itch!!!

  • Daniel @ May 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    As long as he’s still able to reproduce — no Darwin Award, sorry. Too bad it wasn’t jock itch.

  • Zach in NY @ May 13th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Go Batfaces!!!