SMU Is Better Than Duke

That’s what Forbes says. Dissatisfied with US News & World Report’s ranking methodology, Forbes has come up with another way to do it. While SMU falls at No. 67 on US News’ list, it hits No. 13 on Forbes’ list — beating Duke, Cornell, MIT, and, yes, Notre Dame.

63 Comments to “SMU Is Better Than Duke”
  • Kirk

    I am trying to figure out whether these are lies, damned lies, or statistics.

  • Tim Rogers

    After you do that, Kirk, figure out why WordPress can’t handle apostrophes after italicized words. Thanks.

  • Gwyon

    Kirk, it looks like they simply replaced U.S. News’ quantitative analyses with qualitative ones.

  • SB

    I don’t understand why people would be so apathetic to the news that we just might have a world class academic institution in our midst. With all the bad things we hear about Dallas, we should celebrate news like this.

  • CDD

    “might” being the key word there.

  • SB

    I’m still confused. Why does everyone hate SMU? Is it because the kids are rich? Because of the GWB library? Because the football team sucks? I want to know how there can be this much apathy for a school.

  • billh

    I have a question. Do you think SMU has a real influence on our city? You can see the mark of UT on Austin. You can see the mark of UNT on Denton. I don’t really see the influence of SMU on our city. It doesn’t seem to me to breed a culture that influences our city. There are some exceptions, the Theatre Department seems influential to me. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t see it.

  • SB

    If you don’t think the business and law schools at SMU don’t have an influence on this city, than sir, you are extremely out of touch with the underpinings of the city of Dallas.

    Just because SMU doesn’t produce a class of bohemian, indie rocker, do-nothings that feed the local music scene doesn’t mean it doesn’t make an impact.

  • Gwyon

    SB, do you mean antipathy?

  • SB

    Antipathy might be a bit strong. I’m not saying that people completely hate SMU, but they treat it with a sense of disregard, like it doesn’t really matter if it’s here or not.

  • KD

    Wait - I graduated from UT and I work at SMU. What does that make me?

  • bill

    hey billh, if you want to see the influence SMU has on Dallas, open your company’s org chart, find your name, then look at the names of the people whom are in the boxes above yours. Ask them where they went to school.

  • publicnewsense

    I think you can see SMU’s influence on the city — just ask those doctors who shared that North Dallas hotel with the SMU Marking-Our-Territory bunch a few weeks ago….

  • bill

    KD -

    That probably means your just a few months from working at Chili’s.

  • WWWildcat/SMUMustang

    My SMU prof David McHam would insist the use of “you’re”, bill.

  • BW

    SMU has definitely left its mark on the city. Where do you think all the ********** come from?

  • Dallasite

    SB, I agree. SMU graduates run this city (and no, I’m not one of them). SMU is a school built upon educating successful people, and we should be very glad we have it. Liberal Arts degrees may make some people feel more intellectual, but business degrees make them successful, and SMU has the best business school in N Texas.

  • Dallasite

    BW,

    It’s the SMU wannabe’s that make up the bulk of the $30K millionaires in the city. I don’t think the SMU crowd fall within the “*********” category.

    “*******” category on the other hand…

  • Dallasite

    Arggh, the “arsehole” filter killed that last post.

  • SB

    And I think most of those SMU wannabe’s are transplants that come to Dallas from $hitty places like the Midwest and want to play “Big City.”

  • SMUGrad

    I moved here a few years ago from Seattle to come to SMU because it was such a respected school, even in the Northwest. I love the school, and I love Dallas, but I can’t seem to understand why there is so much hostility towards the University from parts of the Dallas community.

    Sure, we have our bad apples that “leave their mark” on some local hotels, but the majority of the student body was ashamed when informed about the incident. We do what we can to be involved around the city, and I’d like to thank the members of the community who are supportive of our efforts.

  • ROJ

    I don’t think it is really a surprise to anyone in the business or legal fields that in a number of areas SMU is better than Duke. Except maybe Tim, who also likely doesn’t care about rankings (or remember college much at all anyhow). What’s surprising is that Forbes noticed and said something.

  • billh

    You’re right bill, both my name and the one above mine have SMU on their bios. Certainly business and law have very heavy SMU influences. Perhaps the comment about bohemians is right. Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of. I think our city is a bit poorer without colleges fueling an underground type scene.

    On the other hand, UTD recently announced:
    http://www.utdallas.edu/news/a.....3-001.html

    So, as a graduate SMUGRAD, do you think that the school is influencing our city in an apparent way?

    I didn’t intend a criticism, it was a question.

  • thomas

    Well said, SMUGrad. Somewhere along the line, dissing SMU became the chic thing to do around these parts. The folks at Belo certainly go out of their way to help perpetuate the dissing thing. Very sad but all we SMU grads can do is take it with a grain of salt and move on……………

  • SB

    SMU is regarded as one of the best business schools in the country, while at the same time Dallas is continually lauded for having an almost “recession-proof” economy. There’s definitely a connection there.

    It’s true that SMU doesn’t churn out authors, poets, philosophers, etc., that the traditional University setting is synonymous with. SMU churns out business leaders who know how to make money and in turn create jobs for others.

  • jrp

    raggin on SMU is no different than raggin on Oak Cliff or the DMN…it’s done by folks that have no understanding of said entity, or hate to say it, but it’s just jealousy, at least that’s what it seems to me

    SMU is a great school, but if you can’t get into the Cox biz school it sucks

    Oak Cliff is a great place to live, but if you’re fearful of other cultures it sucks

    the DMN is a decent enough daily, but if you can’t get a job there it sucks

    the business elite here and across the country understand the value of SMU that’s for sure. and the hundreds of soon-to-be millionaires that SMU churns out each year don’t care what $30,000-a-year guys think anyway

  • Daniel

    Why does every Texan with any sensibility and wit despise SMU? Is it merely a joke, a local gag? Not at all -– there are good and sufficient reasons for this serious and widespread attitude. Why pick on SMU? Because it typifies, concentrates and exaggerates most everything that is rotten about Dallas: it’s vulgar -– not only cultureless but anticultural; it’s rich in a brazen, vulgar, graceless way; it combines the bigotry and sheer animal ignorance of the Old South with the aggressive, ruthless, bustling dollar-crazy brutality of the Yankee East and then attempts to hide this ugliness under a façade. The trouble with SMU: it’s ugly, noisy, mean-spirited, mediocre and false.

  • SB

    What Daniel means is SMU is a place where kids go learn skills for the real world. Not a place where hippie cause-heads go to learn how to paint, write, live communally, protest, be malcontents and rebel against society.

    No PETA-vegan demonstrations at the Student Union?!? No anti-Bush demonstrators marching through central campus!?! No save the whales meetings after class!?!

    How vulgar, indeed.

  • SB

    Why is it if a university isn’t associated with the worst society has to offer (I’m looking right at you Berkeley and Columbia), then it’s considered “cultureless?”

    Students interested in business, law, politics = entitled, ignorant bigots.

    Students interested in reading obscure authors no one cares about, learning dead languages, and ******** about everything = cultured, classy and dignified.

    I think this entire line of thought traces it’s roots back to the starving artist hating the business man for actually being able to make a living doing what he loves. Dallas isn’t a city for beatniks and people like Daniel are pissed about it.

  • Q

    I’m willing to admit that I chose SMU in the beginning because of its brand equity in this city (I don’t plan to leave), but my alumni status has proved beneficial for me. To the naysayers, don’t be jeal if the $30k millionaires have more fun than you do. Some people just choose to enjoy life instead of ******** about it–and this is coming from someone who didn’t even graduate from Cox.

    I’m a $65k millionaire with a four-year-old English degree.

  • WWWildcat/SMUMustang

    Daniel - I wish you would take a few courses in the Meadows School of the Arts before making such sweeping pronouncements. SMU is more than the B school, but there are nice people in all the various schools — not everyone is from the Park Cities, thank God.

  • Shelly

    I’m guessing some of the hostility is perpetuated by ads from SMU like the one described in <a href=”http://sodallas.blogspot.com/2008/05/cox-suckers” this post.

  • thomas

    Let’s see, either (A) Daniel didn’t get accepted to attend SMU or (B) Daniel’s girlfriend dumped him for an SMU grad or (C) both.

  • Shelly

    sodallas.blogspot.com/2008/05/cox-suckers

  • Daniel

    Fair enough, Wildcat, and let me take this opp to attribute my post to Edward Abbey — I merely substituted “SMU” for Texas, and “Texas” and “Dallas” for America, plus nipped and tucked a phrase or two.

    The world hates America, Americans hate Texas, Texans hate Dallas, and Dallasites hate SMU. For all the same reasons.

  • Daniel

    Of course, if you went to SMU, you probably don’t know who Edward Abbey is.

    No, not the guy who wrote Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

  • SB

    Edward Abbey is exactly the kind of misanthrope that SMU doesn’t produce. Pissed off at the world, but nobody really cared what he had to say.

  • billh

    Desert Solitaire is one of the best books about the American Desert ever written. He wrote a great essay about how he destroyed his girlfriends car on the backroads of big bend.

    I’ll add one last thing, I made the best friends of my life at smu grad school, none of them fit the stereotype, but I met lots of people who did.

  • billh

    “I’d rather be broke down and lost in the wilds of Big Bend, any day, than wake up some morning in a penthouse suite high above the megalomania of Dallas or Houston.”
    -Edward Abbey, “Big Bend”

  • AJ

    Yeah, yeah, yeah…all this talk is great and all, but can I still laugh at SMU’s football team? I promise I’ll stop if June actually turns that thing around. I do like SMU (school itself) and have lots of friends that went there. But the football team is free game, right?

  • Daniel

    Well, dammit, SB, if I don’t agree with you there. I hate Edward Abbey. But that particular quote has become a classic, and it does apply quite nicely to SMU.

    It would drive me bonkers to live in the smug environs of Berkeley or Boulder, but Dallas could use a substantial dose of the culture-for-culture’s sake that people like you find so secondary to commerce. Man does not live by bread alone. In short, we could use a university, and we don’t really have one. Business schools are fine, too; I’m not agin them the way you’re agin artists.

    Abbey was a malcontent ******, it’s true, but he hit that one right out of the park.

  • Daniel

    Bill H,

    Yes, Abbey could turn a phrase admirably — no one ever claimed the man couldn’t write. Personally, however, he was an insufferable, vainglorious ass, ten times as egotistical as the big-city businessmen he presumed to savage with his pen. More like a hundred times.

    Not only that, his contempt for “new money” reeked of elitism; he was a hypocrite.

  • Grant

    Daniel, genius quote. Do you mind if I try to fit it onto a bumper sticker which will be placed right by my “SMU: Our maids went to Texas” sticker?

    Full disclosure, I went to both SMU and Texas.

  • SB

    There’s tons of culture in Dallas. Look at the Arts District. The new museums and performance spaces being built. The brand new facility for the Booker T. Washington School for the Performing Arts, which is one of the best schools of its kind in the US. Dallas has an educated and wealthy population and those people demand such amenitites.

    Why is culture only considered valid if it exists in a circa-1965 Greenwich Village setting?

  • jrp

    thought that quote looked/sounded vaguely familiar

    daniel, i’m usually right there with ya on most topics here on FB and i kinda am here, but i’m an abbey fan and have been since reading a fool’s progress about 10 years ago, late to that monkey wrenh gang game, yes, but a fan nonetheless

    so get back to slamming SMU and leave old dead Ed out of it

    now about that flooding of Glen Canyon…

  • Daniel

    SB,

    That’s purchased culture. It’s admirable, I’m proud of it, but it’s not organically produced … apples/oranges. No one ever said Dallas was incapable of producing bullet points for brochures.

  • Dubious Brother

    SMU total enrollment 11,000 Dallas Population 1,200,000 Average SAT 1336 (B School)

    UNT total enrollment 34,268 Denton Population 109,561 Average SAT 1105

    UT total enrollment 52,273 Austin Population 656,562 Average SAT 1275 (B School)

    It is not hard to see why UNT has a more visible impact on Denton, UT has a more visible impact on Austin than SMU’s subtle impact on dallas.

    As far as football being a joke, let’s see what would happen to USC football/sports if they were treated the same way for their Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo violations as SMU was treated. They don’t even get a hand slap. It was not a misnomer to call it the death penalty for SMU.

    Sorry to bore you with STATS - my stats prof at SMU was hot and I did pay attention.

  • SB

    Daniel,

    Art is never “organically produced.” Art follows commerce. Who do you think buys paintings? Who attends Broadway shows? Who are literate intellectuals that make authors successful?

    A city has to be good commercially to draw these artists and this culture to them. New York was a financial and business center before it was “cultured.” Same goes for San Francisco. And Boston. And Chicago.

    Art and culture can only thrive when they’re surrounded by an educated and well-employed population (with disposable income) who can consume them.

  • Dallasite

    Daniel,

    If SMU had gangs and drugs, would that qualify as culture? Maybe some emo bands that nobody gives a damn about?

    I hate to break it to you, but the culture at SMU, a culture of success, is what we need more of, not your drugs should be legal, live in my mom’s basement, wait tables until I’m 40 culture.

  • recent SMU grad

    As a soon-to-be recent SMU grad, I can say with 100% certainty that SMU should have a high ranking. I came to a SMU on a full-academic scholarship and could have gone elsewhere (ie higher ranking schools) but this school really drew me in on what it had to offer. I haven’t regretted my decision at all because it is amazing in every aspect. Most of the graduates go on to pursue a successful career and influence North Texas in a huge way.

    I really don’t understand where the animosity stems from for this school. The people who demean it have never set foot near it. Please don’t be influenced by the reckless behavior of a small minority of the campus or the misguided belief that everyone who attends this school is a rich brat.

    SMU is one of the best colleges in so many ways and I’m so glad its finally being recognized!!

  • Jackie O

    I’m still scratching my head at your self title: “soon-to-be recent SMU grad” Sooo… a long way of saying student. I’ll have to try that one out for myself… maybe “soon-to-be recent former alcoholic”?

    Or maybe for SMU, “soon-to-be former haven for future family biz inheriting underachievers”?

    Awwww, just joshin’ with ya. I know this is an extreme exaggeration - many of you SMU grads certainly won’t be expected to actually run the family biz. The very idea…

  • thomas

    Jackie O, you obviously never learned the lesson of “better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth (or in your case typing on a keyboard) and remove all doubt”…………Best of luck to you “soon-to-be recent former alcoholic”……..

  • Daniel

    SB,
    Importing paintings from Europe to amuse bourgeois dilettantes is not the same thing as having a vibrant art scene — which Dallas does, to a reasonable extent, don’t get me wrong, it’s just that it’s embarrassingly ghettoized for a city this size. Art scenes just aren’t tidy and Protestant and sanitized enopugh for this town.

    Dallasite,
    I hate to break it to you, but SMU does have drugs — and lots of them. In an unrelated story, it has culture, as well, but again, it’s embarrassingly ghettoized. One stroll down Snyder Plaza is all you need to know about SMU. This is a pathetic excuse for a university. Sorry, people, I’m just the messenger here.

  • Daniel

    P.S. to Dallasite: William F. Buckley thought drugs should be legal. Pity he didn’t go to SMU, where he would have been forged in a “culture of success.”

  • GMOM

    Bet none of you SMU experts know the first name of Ownby Stadium, now Ford Stadium. And why???

  • LakeWoodrow

    We aren’t Aggies! Mustang minutiae doesn’t go much beyond Doak Walker or the Rose Bowl team or Bobby Leach’s miracle. But as an SMU grad, I do know the Perunas are placed there for eternity. And there was something about Ownby wanting a library, not a stadium..is that what you mean?

  • SB

    I think the underlying notion of all Daniel’s rhetoric is that Dallas isn’t gay enough.

    There, I said it.

  • Daniel

    SB,

    Dallas is more than gay enough, by any reasonable standard.

    I think the underlying notion of all SB’s “rhetoric” — and I use that word in an expansive spirit of charity — is that you can never have enough George W. Bush clones crammed into one location, and that the only way to make Dallas any better would be to have them all lined up in a row, dressed in form-fitting flight suits.

    There, I said it.

  • Ode to the greatness of the Hilltop_

    I’m 30 and have a base salary of 175K + bonuses that can nearly double that. I make almost triple what my father made at the height of his career.

    Thank you SMU.

  • Daniel

    Bragging about your compensation package and revealing the precise amount … ah, the quiet dignity and effortless class of the SMU grad.

  • Richard

    he’s a pretty impressive list of SMU alumni-Dallas would not be the same without the contributions of some many on this list.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.....ity_people

  • SB

    That list extends well beyond the city of Dallas. The number of CEOs on there is staggering. SMU truly is a jewel, no matter what disgruntled hippies like to think.

  • Primetime

    I don’t see why it’s a surprise to people that SMU would rank so high. About 40% of lawyers at big firms in DFW are SMU Law grads. That’s more than any other law school, including UT. The same goes for business leaders. DFW is the 4th largest metro area in the nation. SMU provides endless and abundant job opportunities. You really have to try, in order to graduate from SMU business or law and not have a job.

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