Comments on: Get Ready For About 48 Aggie Jokes in the Comments http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/ FrontBurner® has been called the best blog in Dallas (repeatedly), a snarky celebration of ignorance, and a daily conversation about Dallas among the editors of D Magazine. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:25:14 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: MIssing Dots http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26223 MIssing Dots Mon, 05 May 2008 14:34:37 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26223 Students at TAMU recently learned of a new use for sheep. It's called wool. Students at TAMU recently learned of a new use for sheep. It’s called wool.

]]> By: Huh? http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26163 Huh? Fri, 02 May 2008 12:48:49 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26163 Question: Where was the toothbrush invented? Answer: Texas A&M University. Anywhere else it would have been name a "teethbrush." Question: Where was the toothbrush invented?

Answer: Texas A&M University.

Anywhere else it would have been name a “teethbrush.”

]]> By: Josh http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26153 Josh Fri, 02 May 2008 05:52:57 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26153 Question: What do Aggies and Longhorns have in common? Answer: They all applied to UT Question: What do Aggies and Longhorns have in common?

Answer: They all applied to UT

]]> By: Mike Fuentes http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26134 Mike Fuentes Thu, 01 May 2008 22:29:58 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26134 http://www.mikefuentes.com/caspers_bio.html http://www.mikefuentes.com/caspers_bio.html

]]> By: BLM http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26131 BLM Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:13 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26131 "We're going to win in 2007. That's a guarantee. I promise you." Jorvorskie Lane Texas A&M Running Back RESULT: Texas Tech 35 - Texas A&M 10 10 wins in last 13 years, including: 2007 Texas Tech 35 - Texas A&M 10 2006 Texas Tech 31 - Texas A&M 27 2005 Texas Tech 56 - Texas A&M 17 2003 Texas Tech 59 - Texas A&M 28 2002 Texas Tech 48 - Texas A&M 47 2001 Texas Tech 12 - Texas A&M 0 1999 Texas Tech 21 - Texas A&M 19 1997 Texas Tech 16 -Texas A&M 13 1996 Texas Tech 13 - Texas A&M 10 1995 Texas Tech 14 - Texas A&M 7 “We’re going to win in 2007. That’s a guarantee. I promise you.”
Jorvorskie Lane
Texas A&M Running Back

RESULT: Texas Tech 35 – Texas A&M 10

10 wins in last 13 years, including:

2007 Texas Tech 35 – Texas A&M 10
2006 Texas Tech 31 – Texas A&M 27
2005 Texas Tech 56 – Texas A&M 17
2003 Texas Tech 59 – Texas A&M 28
2002 Texas Tech 48 – Texas A&M 47
2001 Texas Tech 12 – Texas A&M 0
1999 Texas Tech 21 – Texas A&M 19
1997 Texas Tech 16 -Texas A&M 13
1996 Texas Tech 13 – Texas A&M 10
1995 Texas Tech 14 – Texas A&M 7

]]> By: Puddin'Tane http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26125 Puddin'Tane Thu, 01 May 2008 21:34:14 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26125 Backer: What does it take to get a ut football scholarship? An arrest record. Drum roll, rim shot. Backer:

What does it take to get a ut football scholarship? An arrest record.

Drum roll, rim shot.

]]> By: Backer http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26121 Backer Thu, 01 May 2008 21:19:00 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26121 What do you call an Aggie 5 years after graduation? Boss Why do students go to TAMU instead of ut? They already have a high school education. What do you call an Aggie 5 years after graduation? Boss
Why do students go to TAMU instead of ut? They already have a high school education.

]]> By: Dallasite http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26114 Dallasite Thu, 01 May 2008 20:53:26 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26114 Knowing Ag, You're right. That was the appropriate way to board those windows. In a Katrina type storm, nothing is going to protect them, but in a class 1-3 hurricane, boards on the exterior would simply be pealed away. Knowing Ag,

You’re right. That was the appropriate way to board those windows. In a Katrina type storm, nothing is going to protect them, but in a class 1-3 hurricane, boards on the exterior would simply be pealed away.

]]> By: Don http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26108 Don Thu, 01 May 2008 20:42:31 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26108 They LOVE sheep so much at Texas A&M that all incoming freshman receive a free pair of velcro gloves. They LOVE sheep so much at Texas A&M that all incoming freshman receive a free pair of velcro gloves.

]]> By: rl http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/comment-page-1/#comment-26105 rl Thu, 01 May 2008 20:34:59 +0000 http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2008/05/01/get-ready-for-about-48-aggie-jokes-in-the-comments/#comment-26105 what's black and blue and rolls in the grass moaning? The last A-hole that told me an aggie joke. Gig 'Em what’s black and blue and rolls in the grass moaning?

The last A-hole that told me an aggie joke.

Gig ‘Em

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