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Leading Off

Posted on April 24th, 2008 7:31am by Zac Crain
Filed under Local News

1. Pacman is officially a Dallas Cowboy. In related news, the Rangers have traded for Donkey Kong and plan to bat him cleanup. Oh, yeah–nailed it!

2. Look out, Dallas: Fort Worth has its own Trinity project. Like most things in Fort Worth, there is little to no chance of me ever seeing it, especially now that there is a Spiral Diner in Oak Cliff.

3. The city has long cited sovereign immunity as its protection from lawsuits related to the late Jabari the gorilla’s “one in a million” leap over the wall in 2004. Not so fast, my friend.

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5 Comments to “Leading Off”
  • dave little @ April 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    The Mavs just signed OJ to work on Dirk’s toughness.

  • Spamboy @ April 24th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    The difference between Ft. Worth and Dallas regarding the Trinity, the former has a project, the latter has a plan. Hanging out along the river in Cowtown is a heck of a lot of fun because they got things spruced up along it a long time back.

  • Al @ April 24th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Who are these “Rangers” you’re talking about?

  • houston @ April 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    on the gorilla, gotta call “the strong arm” atty. That will scare the city. . . it will be 10 years, if ever, the people collect from Dallas.

  • Spamboy @ April 24th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Why sign King Kong when we can sign the ghost of Jabari?