1. Pacman is officially a Dallas Cowboy. In related news, the Rangers have traded for Donkey Kong and plan to bat him cleanup. Oh, yeah–nailed it!
2. Look out, Dallas: Fort Worth has its own Trinity project. Like most things in Fort Worth, there is little to no chance of me ever seeing it, especially now that there is a Spiral Diner in Oak Cliff.
3. The city has long cited sovereign immunity as its protection from lawsuits related to the late Jabari the gorilla’s “one in a million” leap over the wall in 2004. Not so fast, my friend.
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The Mavs just signed OJ to work on Dirk’s toughness.
The difference between Ft. Worth and Dallas regarding the Trinity, the former has a project, the latter has a plan. Hanging out along the river in Cowtown is a heck of a lot of fun because they got things spruced up along it a long time back.
Who are these “Rangers” you’re talking about?
on the gorilla, gotta call “the strong arm” atty. That will scare the city. . . it will be 10 years, if ever, the people collect from Dallas.
Why sign King Kong when we can sign the ghost of Jabari?