Jessica Pics Make DMagazine.com Super Crazy Visited
You know what celebrity magazines like? Pictures of celebrities. Preferably eating cake. This morning’s post has led to calls and Web linkage from People, USWeekly, Star magazine, and more. My only hope is that somehow, someway, Joel McHale mentions the event. Then I can pretend like he and I know each other and we hang out all the time and I make him laugh, but not in an obvious “I’m trying hard to make you laugh” kind of way. And he makes me laugh, too. Obviously. But nothing weird. Just friends, hanging out … laughing. Sigh.
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You guys are going to owe Joe S. close to $850,000 for those pics you know…
“and more” = In Touch, E!, Life & Style, New York Post, and CelebTV (or at least they’re trying to get the pics.) I’m just waiting for OK! magazine to call and complete the list. I’ve honestly never talked to so many people in one day who sounded embarrassed about why they wanted to speak to our photo department. It’s truly, truly made my day.
Joel McHale is my leader.
Add Access Hollywood to the count.
Okay, I admit it, and I am ashamed. Make no mistake. After seeing the preview of the ‘D’ May cover with the leggy La Simpson, I caved in and am now admitting publicly that that she is simply too delicious to fake a pass saying ‘I’m on a diet’. Sue me.
The same thing happened 30 years ago when I saw the Christmas Playboy cover with Farah Fawcett circa ‘77. I had to hide that issue pretending Meryl Streep was the more ‘interesting’ actress. (We all have dark pasts. Not just Nacy Nichols.)
What puzzles me is how Tony would got to his party with her and not shave. Is beard burn considered abuse?
Why, Tony, why! Dallas has thousands of other gals with fake boobs, fake blonde hair, fake tans, fake nails… Heck, we’re known for them!(Sigh)
Can’t he find a nice girl from Dallas and send that SKANK packing? Blah.
Why does he have to pick one of the ‘falsies’? can’t he go for a hot brunette who was born with all her current features??
Why does it have to be a fake boobs, fake blond hair, fake tan, fake nails kind of gal.
We are known for them, but i wish guys weren’t so shallow and visual 100% of the time; why the Girls Next Door kind of girl? why not just the girl next door?
And nothing wrong with a fake rack, FYI- someday I’m sure i’ll have them after kids.
They’re Real and They’re Spectacular.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbnj_NSTLE8
It should be noted that Jessica’s are real.
Marcus, whatever.
Rawlings, you are crackin’ me up!
Northern Beauty Transplant, as a “hot” red-head with “real” features I heartily agree!
I hope this ends. Soon.
someone please call “the ticket”… I want to laugh hysterically at them discussing this on my drive home.
OH god everyone & there dog will have a different spin on this one. We have Ok & Star & Perez that Trash Jessica all the time & then we get People, Access & ET that actually give her a break. Depends what side you choose to take.
This was a couple having a BD party & showing PDA. How many others at the party showed PDA. The bodyguards seems had ther hands full with this & unfortunatley in this exclusive club they shoudl have taken the camera phones away too.
Too many people sitting on pedestals living in ther perfect world just about to fall off & join the real world. Lock your closet doors oh perfect ones cause someday someone is about to peek in & of brother look out.
Geez people give this a rest & get out & live & oh have a party on Jessica & Tony I am sure they may even pay for it. lol
These two obviously want to be together & this should make your day she will probably be at his first game so start dealing with it now!!! lol
How is Tony’s mental health?
What you mean Tony’s health?? lol What about my health & why am I here!!! lol
Holy Moly!!!
I think “irratated” is actually Jessica Simpson.
I changed my mind about her singing when I heard her do the National Anthem. She can sing for sure.
She is pretty and she’s built like, well, she’s got a nice bod.
Her biggest drawback and it’s room size, make that stadium size, is she’s Joe Simpson’s daughter.
Joe’s the reason there’s two s’s in a-hole.
Joe is the reason skank came with two k’s.
I’ll bet the the flour against the cake that when Jessica was a kid more than once riding with her dad they circled the block to check out a jogger dad found fascinating. He sucks.
LEAVE BRITNEY, I MEAN JESSICA, ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!
I LOVE big Boobs.