Holly Madison Does Dallas, Buys Candy
As Stacey mentioned last week, Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze Holly Madison is on a mission to find the next Playmate. Her odyssey apparently includes the Albertsons on Lemmon because that’s where my friend spotted her. I assume she doesn’t dress up like Little Bo Peep when she shops for groceries, but had to ask. From the source:
She looked like somebody who gets naked for a living. She was buying Harry Potter jelly beans with a bunch of other chicks and security.
There you have it. Hot chicks are dumb enough to eat candy that tastes like dirt and sardines.
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And somebody cares what she eats? She could eat actual “dirt and sardines” and that still wouldn’t change half the populations opinion of her. I just hope Albertsons doesn’t mind me setting up shop in the candy section of their Lemmon store…..in hopes she runs out and comes back for more!
I thought she’d be in the Throat Yog…oh never mind.
Not all hot chicks are that dumb ;).
Is “Corpse Wang” a Harry Potter jelly bean flavor?
Why is it always about the “wang” with you, SB?
I bet it takes a lot of jelly beans to get rid of the octogenarian halitosis aftertaste.
That’s just how I roll.
I hear that large-scale consumption of jelly beans can lead to breast enlargement. Seems like it works.
They were walking through west village last night with a film crew. Patrons at the restaurants recognized them and I guess afterwards decided to go on a jelly bean fix.
I love big boobs
Probably pickin out the green ones.
any idea if she happened to flick any beans while in Albertsons?
Ah, the ping pong trick but with jelly beans. Love it!