Laura Bush Confirms She and Hubby Are Moving Back to Dallas

And by “Dallas,” I assume she means “Highland Park,” natch. She made the comment yesterday while she was in town. No big surprise. I think we all assumed they’d move back to the warm, nurturing bosom of Dallas. A spokesman claims the couple hasn’t bought yet, but for a January move, and considering all the lead time you’d think the Secret Service needs to fortify the future, I’d guess they’ve already tapped a Realtor. No? Yes? Am I looking at you, Dave Perry-Miller?