Two Teens Risk Death by Roundhouse

Two New Jersey teens were arrested for plotting to kill local thespian Chuck Norris. If only there were some checklist of facts about the actor on the Internet that might discourage their plans.

One Comment to “Two Teens Risk Death by Roundhouse”
  • CJS

    Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearin’ these bad boys?

    You think anyone thinks I’m a failure, because I go home to Starla at night?!

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