
Tomorrow night is the first night of the Stars-Ducks playoffs. If you didn’t know that already, you probably don’t care. And if you did, you probably know how the Stars match up with the defending Stanley Cup champs or know where to find stuff like that. Instead, I’ll focus on the celebrity bloggers associated with each team. The Stars have (again) Mrs. Modano Willa Ford (left). The Ducks have celebreality “star” Lauren “L.C.” Conrad, who admits to being more of a Kings fan (right). I’m still trying to figure out if L.C. is more boring than she is fake or more fake than she is boring. Either way: Advantage Stars.
There’s only one way to solve the Willa Ford vs. Lauren Conrad matchup:
Pants. Off. Dance. Off.
A case could be made that Willa Ford would have the natural advantage, but I’d call you a liar if you implied that Lauren Conrad has never danced her pants off.
Aren’t we entitled to see that competition?
From Mrs. Modano’s blog:
“She will chronicle the Dallas Stars’ Quest for the Cup, led by her fiancé, Stars forward Mike Modano.”
You think she might have updated it if she actually reads it, let alone writing it.