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Re: Magazine Welcomes New Managing Editor

Posted on April 7th, 2008 2:25pm by Kristiana Heap
Filed under Local News, Media

Glad to be here, thanks for the welcome. I expect you all to be nice for the next two days, then I know all bets are off. (Side note: Bob Schieffer has the softest hands of any man I’ve met.)

5 Comments to “Re: Magazine Welcomes New Managing Editor”

Puddin'Tane @ April 7th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Two days grace period in Snarkville? Your expectations may be a little high for this society.
Backer @ April 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Just remember - if anything goes wrong you can blame it on your predecessor for a good 6 months.
RB @ April 7th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

just one name? exotic
Rawlins @ April 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Hey, if you’re looking for an icebreaker with Trey, try this guaranteed to work banter: “Trey, I’m looking for a briefcase that is fashionable but can effectively hold my concealed handguns that I carry at all times to keep honest people honest and criminals on 24/7 alert per my constitutional guanantee despite the case currently and bogusly before the Supreme Court.”
Bobby Ewing @ April 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Icebreakers, part Deux:

“Hey Wick, I am establishing a William F. Buckley Jr. memorial fund at the local Catholic school and would like some droll anecdotes and sesquipedalian phrases to employ post haste. Might you oblige?”

Or “Hey Rogers/Celeste/Nichols/Crain/McGill/Eveans the first round is on me. Meet ya at the Monk.”