Women Lure Men to Apartment and, Well, Read On

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 9:56am by Trey Garrison
Filed under Local News

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I’m a single guy in Texas, and I never believed your letters were real. But then I started talking with these two hot women on a phone chat line. They asked me to come to their apartment complex, and what happened next blew my mind…

5 Comments to “Women Lure Men to Apartment and, Well, Read On”
  • Rawlins @ April 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am

    I was really just driving to meet the twin sisters I was talking to at 3 a.m. because they said they like to bake at night and I love fresh bread…….. But then, as I went for a popover, (according to her) kept under the car hood ‘to keep em warm’……….

  • Puddin'Tane @ April 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Oh Dear Gawd….

  • AJ @ April 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Phone chat lines? I honestly thought those commercials were a joke these days. Seriously, anyone still call those things and dangle their feet off the bed while twirling phone cord? Just curious.

    I’ll take a text chat line, thank you very much.

  • Bethany @ April 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Wait…you can make money chatting?

  • MIssing Dots @ April 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Maybe the Chris Hanson Militia can investigate.

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