Signing Off

FB Nation, you never cease to amaze me. I’ve thoroughly been enjoying all of your quote-tastic comments. (And still am! Keep them coming!) In all seriousness, though, it’s with a heavy heart that I bid you a fond farewell and post on FrontBurner for the last time. I’ve been lucky enough to call D home for the last nearly three years, and I’ll miss it—and all of the people here—dearly.

Sarah and Stacey, throw Zac and Eric a bone and laugh at their movie references (even the ones from movies released way before we were born). Use the movie-quoting guides I gave you. Zac, I leave you as the Resident Sports Expert. Do me proud—or else. Trey, we may not always see eye to eye when it comes to politics, but darn it if you don’t have great taste in comedians. Nancy: I’ll fight you for him. Steph, you’re one of the hardest working ladies in show business, and you do it in style. Tim, thanks for always having my back. I’m sure my dad, a loyal reader, appreciated it, too. (Hi Dad!) If I ever get in a rumble, I know I can count on you to protect me, grenades a-blazin’. Look after Spider Monkey for me. Eric, now you know I like food. So, the next time I show up at the Monk, if you haven’t already ordered me an onion ring tower for two (for one), this mess is going to get raw like sushi, so haters to the left. This one’s for you. Adam, you already know you’re like the big brother I never had. (And I mean that in the familial way, not the After Dark way.) Thanks for letting me draw the good number out of the pile all those months ago, and ever since. Glenn, take care of CEO for me. I know it’s in good hands. Wick, thanks for taking a chance on a young kid. And all my non FB-blogging D friends, you stay classy. Cue this.