Allisonette #2 works on the Lampoon, and she asks the FrontBurner Nation to run — not walk, run — to the nearest newsstand to buy a copy of its latest parody. I’ve read it flipped through it. If you’re the politically correct, puritanical group I think you are, do not buy this magazine.

Does anyone know of a newsstand which carries this? I’m not as puritanical as Wick thinks I am.
For a bunch of smart kids, their web site blows a$$. Since they’re all millionaires already, can’t they pay someone to fix that.