Philippe Starck Calls The House “Unnecessary”

Have you bought your place yet at The House? You know, the place designed by Philippe Starck? Well then: ha! Because Starck says he’s “ashamed” of the place. Ashamed of everything he’s done. It was all unnecessary. Design is dead. Thanks to the FBvian who points us to the story.

14 Comments to “Philippe Starck Calls The House “Unnecessary””
  • Chris

    oh, well then he will definitely return the millions of dollars he has been paid… right?

  • Jb

    “Design is dead.” - That sounds so profound and artsy.

  • Bethany

    It was meant to be uttered by someone in a black turtleneck with man *****.

  • Rawlins

    Well, as someone who stayed in more than one of his hotel ‘rooms’, here is my thought. To relieve overcrowding in the jails, have non-violent offenders forced to stay in a Starck hospitality industry rented room. And they will go ’straight’; to a place where you don’t walk across the bed to get to a closet that doesn’t exist before you try to use the bathroom w/o a vanity for toiletries, etc., etc. The only problem is… this may be deemed ‘torture’ by various Washington insiders.

  • Brian

    Although it sounds like a perfect Stark, Breitbart, thus… redacted.

  • Puddin'Tane

    Sprockets.

    (Unnecessary- like so many things in Dallas.)

  • GayListDaily.com

    How profound. He only finds it embarassing or shameful after he’s cashed the checks. If I were Target, The House or any of the other companies/people who’s paid him millions, I’d be pissed. If he’s so ashamed, he should put his money where his mouth is and donate all of his royalties, commissions, etc. to charity.

  • Tey

    *Saddling up the Bro.*
    Bethany…

    Will a black dickie suffice?

    You know…those neck things. Sheesh.
    http://www.hudsonworkwear.com/fehojinfo.html

  • Bethany

    I choked on my tea with that one, Tey. You very nearly made it come out my nose.

    Bravo!

  • ChuckE

    Wow Philippe! Someone go off their meds?

  • mark cahill

    I’m sensing a very good reason for a timely price-reduction at the HOUSE.

  • Daniel

    Typical French existential posturing. What a bunch of weenies. Weenies weenies weenies. (Who, to their credit, it must be added, would never actually eat weenies.)

  • DM

    Tim, I still like my email subject line .. “Starck. Raving. Mad.”

  • Freedom Fries

    Full of oneself, are we?

    Seems rather pompous.

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