Um, Why Aren’t I Frequenting Whisky Bar More Often?

Hot whisky bar bartenderAccording to my D Magazine Nightlife section on the Hyperglobal Interslice, this is Jenn Garner, a bartender at Whisky Bar. Hi, Jenn. Let’s create beautiful page views together.

20 Comments to “Um, Why Aren’t I Frequenting Whisky Bar More Often?”
  • DLP

    I was just thinking the same thing…
    mmmmm

  • mantooth

    Much more talk like that and Ben Affleck will threaten to kick your a$$, sea bass.

  • Chris McCall

    This is why I keep an engagement ring on me at all times, because you never know when you’ll get that close to someone this beautiful ever again.

  • Diane

    Are you kidding me???

  • Huh

    No Diane, she is really hot.

  • Chris

    why would you order a coke??? At least I hope thats a coke in the plastic cup.

    And, I would hit it.

  • Danno

    mmmmmm
    thinkin of givin up sobriety
    wonder if she knows anything bout discrete mathmatics

  • Brad

    “Aren’t I”? Is that the contraction for “Am I not”? Anyways, I would for sure.

  • Daniel

    SHAZAM!

  • Puddin'Tane

    Danno: and I’m sure she knows all about String Theory too.

  • Sean

    Yeah, she looks nice. But admit it, there’s some guy (or girl) out there who is tired of her.

  • Melissa

    Typical Dallas blonde…nice skunk-hair

  • CDD

    why am I not at the Whiskey Bar?
    that chick.

  • david

    Just think how good she looks at 2 am…with the lights real low… when she purrs, “Last call for al-KEY-hall.” Then, picture yourself going home… all alone… to whisper sweet quantum physics to your sock monkey

  • brian

    ok a pretty blonde with a great rack…what’s that have to do with a bar? who cares?

  • BLM

    Do you think she serves cactus juice?

    Personally, I prefer milk.

  • PuddinTane

    When will there ever be a hairstylist in Dallas that knows how to do blonde hair?

    One can only dream….

  • julie

    Just curious, what do beautiful female bartenders like her do when they turn 50 years old?

  • Nick

    I love big boobs.

  • PuddinTane

    Julie: she will prolly marry and divorce some Douche from the Hollow and be sitting pretty if she doesn’t sign the pre nup.

    And by then she will have had the lift and re-stuff of that great rack. (Which fell after the first kid popped out.)

    Jes sayin’.

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