Um, Why Aren’t I Frequenting Whisky Bar More Often?

Posted on March 27th, 2008 12:14pm by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News

Hot whisky bar bartenderAccording to my D Magazine Nightlife section on the Hyperglobal Interslice, this is Jenn Garner, a bartender at Whisky Bar. Hi, Jenn. Let’s create beautiful page views together.

21 comments

  1. I was just thinking the same thing…
    mmmmm

    @ 12:16 pm on March 27, 2008

  2. Much more talk like that and Ben Affleck will threaten to kick your a$$, sea bass.

    @ 12:43 pm on March 27, 2008

  3. This is why I keep an engagement ring on me at all times, because you never know when you’ll get that close to someone this beautiful ever again.

    @ 12:46 pm on March 27, 2008

  4. Are you kidding me???

    @ 1:02 pm on March 27, 2008

  5. No Diane, she is really hot.

    @ 1:36 pm on March 27, 2008

  6. why would you order a coke??? At least I hope thats a coke in the plastic cup.

    And, I would hit it.

    @ 1:36 pm on March 27, 2008

  7. mmmmmm
    thinkin of givin up sobriety
    wonder if she knows anything bout discrete mathmatics

    @ 1:39 pm on March 27, 2008

  8. “Aren’t I”? Is that the contraction for “Am I not”? Anyways, I would for sure.

    @ 1:46 pm on March 27, 2008

  9. SHAZAM!

    @ 1:48 pm on March 27, 2008

  10. Danno: and I’m sure she knows all about String Theory too.

    @ 2:05 pm on March 27, 2008

  11. Yeah, she looks nice. But admit it, there’s some guy (or girl) out there who is tired of her.

    @ 2:20 pm on March 27, 2008

  12. Typical Dallas blonde…nice skunk-hair

    @ 2:23 pm on March 27, 2008

  13. why am I not at the Whiskey Bar?
    that chick.

    @ 2:32 pm on March 27, 2008

  14. Just think how good she looks at 2 am…with the lights real low… when she purrs, “Last call for al-KEY-hall.” Then, picture yourself going home… all alone… to whisper sweet quantum physics to your sock monkey

    @ 3:03 pm on March 27, 2008

  15. ok a pretty blonde with a great rack…what’s that have to do with a bar? who cares?

    @ 3:32 pm on March 27, 2008

  16. Do you think she serves cactus juice?

    Personally, I prefer milk.

    @ 3:36 pm on March 27, 2008

  17. When will there ever be a hairstylist in Dallas that knows how to do blonde hair?

    One can only dream….

    @ 9:46 pm on March 27, 2008

  18. Just curious, what do beautiful female bartenders like her do when they turn 50 years old?

    @ 9:55 am on March 28, 2008

  19. I love big boobs.

    @ 10:24 am on March 28, 2008

  20. Julie: she will prolly marry and divorce some Douche from the Hollow and be sitting pretty if she doesn’t sign the pre nup.

    And by then she will have had the lift and re-stuff of that great rack. (Which fell after the first kid popped out.)

    Jes sayin’.

    @ 8:15 pm on March 29, 2008

  21. She’s the only reason I ever went there, place went way downhill after she left.

    @ 12:28 am on January 29, 2009