Leading Off
1. Tennessee’s governor suggests that the superdelegates powwow before the Democratic National Convention and figure out the whole Clinton vs. Obama thing. Where? Dallas. You know what that means? Two words: cactus juice.
2. I actually was accused of having a fake inspection sticker in court once, because the mechanic put it on backwards. Why was I in court? I’ve said too much already.
3. Barack Obama’s pastor isn’t coming to Dallas after all. Next on Jeremiah Wright’s itinerary: a six- or seven-month fact-finding tour of a little place called You’ll See. Since it was early and I forgot Trey already got this, No. 3 is now a wild card item: surprise.
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And then there’s this:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032708dnmetclubs.10bdd5.html
And this, http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032708dnmetdesoto.799a68.html
If this was Unfair Park I’d say, “Damn, what’s this world coming to?”
Ten minutes of YouTube video from D’s latest editorial meeting! Brilliant wild card, Zac.
Hmmmm… how does one put an inspection sticker, which is sticky on the face side only, backwards?
How did a gang of squirrels make a nest in my car and chew through all the wiring? Why did my car start only after I slammed the door just right for a full six months? How is my windshield staying intact with all those cracks in it? Steve, suffice to say, my VW GTI is a mysterious beast. Things happen that shouldn’t.
Maybe your mechanic was dyslexic… WV factory trained.