From the Grave, Byron Nelson Rips My Heart Out
Well, okay, that’s an overstatement. But here’s the deal: a co-working FrontBurnervian just sent me this AP story about the $10 million redesign of the TPC Four Seasons course (the only course that will be used in this year’s Byron Nelson). Reading the story, I couldn’t help but feel heartsick. See, yesterday Adam and I were supposed to play the course in a VIP media preview. They canceled the round, though, on account of Four Seasons officials feared the recent rains would leave the fairways vulnerable to my divot-makers. So sad. So very, very sad.
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And on the pages of Frontburner, my heart is ripped out. Tim and Adam with the chance to play the TPC Four Seasons? I am SO on the wrong side of this business…
Josh, you should have skipped more classes in college and really applied yourself to the science of kegstands.
There were actually classes in college? I thought that was an urban legend. Man, do I want a do-over.
Work is the curse of the drinking man.
Wow, you and Adam were denied playing the VIP media preview course at the Four Seasons. Tragic. I am without words.
And then there are people out there with cancer and no insurance moaning and groaning about inadequate care. Who do THEY think they are?
It makes me wonder if there really is a God or a Jesus or even a Marianne Williamson.
Tim and Adam, you are in our thoughts and prayers. Please know, life will get a little better day by day….
tim, no one cares about your golf outing so get over yourself! and way to add in “VIP” media preview instead of just media preview…ummm, if you guys are VIP then the Byron is in a sad so very, very sad state of affairs