Dirk’s Awkward/Awesome Turn at the Mike Last Night

Since The Big German has been reduced to showing off his Big & Tall semi-formal wear for the next few weeks, the gang at Fox Southwest had the bright idea of handing him a microphone and extremely shoddy earpiece for an interview during the Mavericks’ game against the Clippers last night. Pretty good stuff, though I’m not sure his use of “short bus” to describe an errant Corey Maggette jumper is kosher. (Hat tips: The Fanhouse and Odenized.)