Arlington Woman Shows How To Get On Television

Posted on March 26th, 2008 8:07am by Trey Garrison
Filed under Local News

1) No smoke detector. Check. 2) Falling asleep while smoking. Check. 3) Smoking while on an oxygen tank. Big ol’ checkeroo.

2 Comments to “Arlington Woman Shows How To Get On Television”
  • Tey @ March 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    But all the cool grannies smoke!

  • Sean @ March 26th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    “Oxygen and fire don’t mix very well.” They mix great. That’s why stuff burns!

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