Comments on: Mike Fisher on Sandra Crenshaw

By: murph

murph — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:30:07 +0000

This is Mike Fisher, the sports writer radio guy? And he paints? Wick, quit wasting your dough on Marty Courtland and sign this boy up for a regular weekly political cartoon!

By: VQ

VQ — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:40:35 +0000

This lady loves to get herself deeper and deeper into the hole. Hilarious!

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:09:26 +0000

I think I may have found the problem:

http://www.cactusjuicetm.com/

Maybe she didn’t read the instructions.

By: For the record...

For the record... — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:09:37 +0000

A nearly-blinding lightbulb just clicked on…

Adelfa Callejo to debate Sandra Crenshaw! LIVE! On the radio!

Judges are: James Carville (”Hillary just misspoke herself”, excusing Hillary’s graphic, repeated, and now outed claim of ducking under sniper fire on a Bosnian trip as first lady);

and Gen. Merrill McPeak (who compared Bill Clinton to the infamous Sen. Joseph McCarthy.)

thank you, thank you (blushes, clutches thrown rose as applause thunders.)

By: Puddin'Tane

Puddin'Tane — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:13:39 +0000

Now that it’s after 5 (and after reading all of today’s episode) has me pondering an adult beverage…..

vodka and cactus juice: the BESERKTINI

Cheers! Sho ’nuff!!!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:30:14 +0000

CALL-OUT QUOTE OR CUTLINE FOR PHOTO:

Crenshaw, who suffers from muscle and skeleton ailments and is on limited disability was reduced to a criminal as the bloggers made fun of her indigency.

By: Tey

Tey — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:27:51 +0000

Oh my…phone chains. So, trampy!
(She said chains and orgying in the same paragraph.) *Cue Beavis and Butthead*

I am significantly overdressed if we are to orgy. My bad.

Sean..don’t answer the phone with anything with “zoid” in the caller ID field.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:19:01 +0000

next month’s. not nexy [sic] month’s

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:18:04 +0000

* The Texas Two Step is a Western Dance.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:17:45 +0000

I think the nexy month’s cover (is it too late for April) should be kind of meta — a reference to the famous SI cover.

It will be simply a picture of Sandra Crenshaw, sweating if possible, maybe even doing the Texas Two Step* into a Denny’s, with the simple but bold declaration:

BERSERK!

Or maybe even:

BESERK [sic] !