Reason No. 329 to Get Your Acid-Wash Jeans out of Storage: George Michael Is Back on Tour

Sure, George Michael used to look like this, while lately we’ve been seeing a lot more of him like this. But the part-time Dallas resident can still rock. See? Now you can see him shake it live, in the flesh, on his first North American tour in 17 years. He’ll be performing at the AAC on July 13 to promote his new greatest-hits-plus-a-few-new-songs album, Twenty-Five. Tickets go on sale Apr. 5 here. Go. Enjoy. Throw your panties (or briefs) onstage. Whatever.