Re: Leading Off — FIRE!

A soon-to-be-hitched FBvian has some info on what we will now refer to as “The Carsonist” — well, at least his vehicle.

So one of the cars torched Saturday night was two houses down from me!!! WTF? [Our neighbors] saw a white Ford Explorer stop in front of the house, then about a minute later, it drove off and the bumper of the car in the driveway across the street was on fire. [They] put out the fire and called the cops.

I like The Carsonist. But I could be persuaded to change it to the Dallas Burn.