The Ticket Causes Uproar in Surprise, Arizona

Posted on March 19th, 2008 3:48pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Sports

I’d heard earlier today (from someone I thought was an informed source) that The Ticket had been kicked out of the press box in Surprise. The reason: an explosive, over-the-top interview conducted by Cuby “Mr. Snake” Davidson with the wife of Kansas City Royal Alex Gordon. Well, it ain’t true. After extensive research on my part, I can confirm that The Ticket has merely been threatened with future press box expulsion. And the entire matter is being brought to the attention of the MLB Commissioner Bud Selig.

Here the Ticket guys explain what happened. And here you can hear Cobra’s explosive interview. Good stuff.

8 comments

  1. So explosive, it’s tame.

    @ 4:24 pm on March 19, 2008

  2. the fifth grade amateur radio club strikes again…. doh!

    @ 4:48 pm on March 19, 2008

  3. I am just mad becuz Corby made me sound soooo stuuupid in that interview. I am really a really smart girl and plan to keep myself busy while Alex makes money err hits homeruns.

    @ 5:25 pm on March 19, 2008

  4. ticket programming strategy: let’s do something mildly offensive and see if anybody will notice! um, pikc our noses? say swear words? no, let’s interview a girl and make fun of her! stay hard

    @ 5:57 pm on March 19, 2008

  5. Sorry if this sounds lame, but those girls – who, granted, sound dead-behind-the-eyes – aren’t public figures and don’t deserve to be on the receiving end of that macho-sporty-meathead obnoxiousness.

    @ 11:14 pm on March 19, 2008

  6. I’m a big Ticket fan, but those guys, especially the Hardline, regularly cross the line in the way they talk to and about women.

    @ 1:50 am on March 20, 2008

  7. So, isn’t that kind of what they are known for? It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone in Dallas. Maybe it makes me immature (probably does), but screw it. I like it. I also think Family Guy is hilarious so there you go.

    Hey, if it’s not your thing, tune in to Galloway and try to figure out what the f*ck is coming out of his mouth in that disgusting voice. Toss in the “little ball of hate” and you’ll pray for the 18-wheeler next to you to spin out and take you with it.

    Happy Thursday!

    @ 7:57 am on March 20, 2008

  8. This is why I love the Hardline..bits just like this. Too bad that player got his panties in wad and had to cry to management. The Royals management and the MLB office could probably care less except that they have to coddle the guy since he has the potential to make them a ton of money.

    @ 4:47 pm on March 21, 2008