Mavs Defeated In Front Of Jessica’s Eyes, And Her Presence

Posted on March 19th, 2008 9:11am by Adam McGill
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s attendance at the Mavs game last night was a big deal. So big, that news of it spread to Croatia. The translated version of last night’s events adds a little in the way of facts (says Jessica is his fiancée) but adds a lot in the way of poetry:

The first time her love played one of the work games in the season and lost against Philadelphia, and now the basketball players were defeated in front of her eyes, and presence.

7 comments

  1. That translator should be a guest blogger on Frontburner.

    @ 9:46 am on March 19, 2008

  2. I love big boobies

    @ 1:28 pm on March 19, 2008

  3. I’m going to start blaming Jessica Simpson for all my problems.

    In the bedroom: “I’m sorry Honey, I just felt like Jessica Simpson was watching me.”

    At work: “No, I didn’t get the presentation done. Not enough time, too much Jessica Simpson.”

    To the police: “Yes, I know I was speeding. But a Jessica Simpson song came on the radio.”

    @ 2:36 pm on March 19, 2008

  4. Omar:

    Your alibi to the police would not work as Jessica does not have songs that get played on the radio.

    @ 3:22 pm on March 19, 2008

  5. If it makes anyone feel better, the sewer at White Rock Lake broke near Winsted(again), turning the fish hatchery and surrounding areas into a giant port-o-let today. The smell is unbearable.

    @ 3:33 pm on March 19, 2008

  6. Are we blaming Jessica for that?

    @ 3:43 pm on March 19, 2008

  7. Jess is a retarded t*at.

    Right up there with “Kristen”:, aka, Ms. Dupre.

    Your 15 minutes and counting down…..

    @ 11:32 pm on March 19, 2008