Shopping for Green the Day Before the St. Patrick’s Day Parade: Bad Idea

Spider Monkey Lavin and I decided 2:30 today was a good time to go look for a green shirt to wear to the festivities tomorrow. You know who else did? Every other girl in town. Good luck finding anything if you’re female. If you’re a card-carrying male, there’s an entire display at Urban Outfitters with your name on it. Guinness t-shirts and green plaid shorts galore. Plenty of those to go around. It’s tough being a chick.