Your Timmy Update

Tim’s family in N.O.Fearless sub-leader/miniWick Tim Rogers is in New Orleans on spring break with his wife, precocious son, and darling toddler daughter. (If you think he wasn’t extremely proud of the photo he sent in of his family in front of “Barely Legal,” you don’t read this blog much, do you?) That doesn’t mean he can’t over-coach from afar, Avery Johnson-style. This morning, he sent an e-mail to yours truly that I should post a picture of the Spitzer hooker, because “a post on same would certainly draw interest.” As I pointed out, well, I think the Internet has already heard of her and seen such pictures, as evidenced by my quick jaunt to the web site pic after the jump. Spoiler alert: It’s a fairly mainstream web site.

CNN/hooker

13 Comments to “Your Timmy Update”
  • M

    Sadly, I have been in that tiny hole in the wall place…and I am a girl…but I was with a date.

    But! I did talk to some of the “girls” in the bathroom and tell them how nice the Dallas strip clubs were and that they would totally make a great living here. Drink much on my part??

    FYI… Totally nude establishment.

  • Bethany

    M, I wasn’t drunk when I went to NFA with a date. In my defense, he asked if I wanted to go to a movie. I didn’t know he meant THAT kind of movie.

  • Eric Celeste

    update: her pics were also on the front page of the DMN

  • Dwight

    I wonder if the “toothless stripper” who cried on Timmmy’s shoulder at Carl,s Corner is now dancing there????? He seems to have a thing for strippers…

  • El Rey

    Did he make the wife and kids wait outside while he got a lap-dance? He should have at least sent them to Cafe DuMonde…

  • Nathan

    Incidentally, there have been recent Tim Rogers sightings at some higher-end hotel bars, as reported by hotel security. Maybe he is working “under cover” for Eric’s story list.

  • the amanda

    What a great family-friendly destination vacay! Forget Disney! Hey, kids, let’s go to Larry Flynt’s Barely Legal… And, really, it’s never too early to teach your daughter to pole dance, is it?

  • allison

    I can just picture Tim pointing at the pictures while explaining sex and the female anatomy to his son as the drunk bums pass by.

  • DM

    Man… my parents barely even took me to Six Flags…

  • MIssing Dots

    Take them across the street to the live sex acts place. Nothing like a live demonstration to teach ‘em how babies were made.

  • PuddinTane

    Raise up your toddler daughter in the way she should go and when she is older she shall not stray from it….

    Jes sayin’.

  • Daniel

    Yes she will. Stray from it, that is. Didn’t you know any girls in college, Puddin’?

  • Daniel

    P.S. I feel I should add that I don’t mean to insult Tim’s darling daughter. Just saying — I mean, hey, Sadie and Valerie were somebody’s darling daughter, too. And you remember Sadie and Valerie. And Amy. And Alicia.

    And Rita.

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