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“This Mall’s Got Everything.”

Posted on March 13th, 2008 2:43pm by Adam McGill
Filed under Crime

A restaurateur at the Shops at Willow Bend has been nabbed with possession and intent to distribute. (Movie quote level of difficulty: 2 for those born before 1976; 6 for those born after.)

17 Comments to ““This Mall’s Got Everything.””

Snappy @ March 13th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

What is “The Blues Brothers”…
MIssing Dots @ March 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

“Man, This mall’s got everything.”

Blues Brothers. 6 points for being a 1977 child.
Eric Celeste @ March 13th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Pretty sure it’s “this place has everything.” Seen that movie way, way too many times.

[checking to see if it's on cable this weekend]
Huh @ March 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

D@mn! Now where am I going for dinner?
Sean @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

“Oh, we have both kinds. Country AND western.”
John @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I often wondered why I kept being offered a Coke with my meal.
It'snotpersonal @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!” — Capt. Louis Renault, Casablanca, 1942.
mantooth @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Coulda been Mallrats. At least that’s what I think when Silent Bob overshoots on the flying rope trick and goes headfirst into Joey Lauren Adams’ dressing room.
TGS @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

It is absolutely Blues Brothers.

Brings new meaning to “4 whole fried chickens and a coke”
Incogmizant @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

The line is “4 fried chickens and a coke”.
Daniel @ March 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Wait a minute, a restaurateur? Dealing coke? Naw, man, must have slipped into an alternate universe or something.
Sean @ March 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

“Without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens and WITHOUT Matt Guitar Murphy.”
Nigel Tufnel @ March 13th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Gwyon @ March 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

I hate Illinois Nazis.
BSG @ March 13th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Blessed Mother of Acceleration, don’t fail me now!
John @ March 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Honest… I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners… An old friend came in from out of town…. Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!!! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!
Josh Venable @ March 17th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

Actually I think it’s “This place has got everything”