SXSW: Day 1…ish

AUSTIN — Got into town about three hours ago. Since then, I’ve had two bourbons, three run-ins with dreadlocked kids who appeared to be staging some sort of Mad Max road company performance (not the same group, btw), seen one good band (Shearwater), one terrible one (not sure, doesn’t matter, drummer looked like Tommy Shaw, trumpet and xylophone featured prominently), and that’s about it. Tonight, there’s plenty going on. And I will see approximately 17.9 percent of it. Math may be off. Working on a wet cocktail napkin with a golf pencil. Also: looking as handsome as ever. Not that it needed to be said. More tomorrow morning. Or later tonight. Or both. Until then: this.