Owen Wilson: On Mend, Prowl

Says here that there’s a relationship blossoming between Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. It’s not the most convincing evidence, but at least we can officially spend company time thinking of how to meld their names when their couple status becomes official. (JJ I’m looking at you.)

14 Comments to “Owen Wilson: On Mend, Prowl”
  • Eric Celeste

    Owenifer? Wiliston? Owenilsonenniferiston?

  • Steve Holcomb

    Shane Keller?

  • Omar

    How about a simpler one: OJ

  • Eric Celeste

    Omar=genius

  • MIssing Dots

    Butterscotch Aniston? Buttifer?

  • DM

    Jenowen, hmmm…

    sounds like a book from the Old Testament or a window company…

  • Stephen Edmondson

    Jenni-Owe

  • Huh

    Jack-Nosedeffer Oweniston.

  • dave little

    tenspeed and brownshoe?

  • SLR

    Friendly Brownstone?

  • Shane Keller

    Eric Celeste?

  • Randy Brown

    Tiny Box?

  • Susan Thornton

    Real classy link, Stacey.

  • J. Paul

    AnistOwen, which will morp into A.O. if it lasts long enough.

    Best wishes to the Butterscotch Stallion.

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