Sandra Crenshaw to Write a Book?

Loyal FrontBurnervians will know the name Bethany. She is a prolific and often sage commentor on this blog. And now she’s BFF with Sandra Crenshaw. Get your cactus juice ready!

20 comments

  1. I’m also apparently not to be tangled with. Although really, the closest to goon I get is this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/

    @ 7:42 am on March 10, 2008
  2. No picture on the blog? What a letdown! :)

    @ 8:12 am on March 10, 2008
  3. Why can’t they all just get along?

    @ 8:29 am on March 10, 2008
  4. “…we both can make money off the book on this campaign and the black vote.”

    I’m glad the patron saint of elections is more concerned about making money than ensuring it was a fair election. However, I’m all for more public displays of the “Crenshaw Chronicles.” Can somebody get this woman a movie deal too?

    This could be the first book I ever pre-order.

    @ 9:07 am on March 10, 2008
  5. I think we should get Tyler Perry to play Crenshaw. All Auntie Medea style and everything.

    :b

    @ 9:16 am on March 10, 2008
  6. I am e-mailing Sandra now to inform her that Bethany is: 1) an Obama supporter, and 2) a member of the FBI…just for fun.

    @ 9:21 am on March 10, 2008
  7. amanda, while you’re at it, tell her I own a cement factory, and it’s conveniently situated next to the Trinity River.

    @ 9:38 am on March 10, 2008
  8. Are you serving links and cactus juice at Bethany, Inc., corporate HQ as well, or shall we offer Al a vendor contract?

    @ 9:41 am on March 10, 2008
  9. I just encourage young Bethany to meet with Sandra in a Public place.

    I once ran into Sandra at a store, and ended up making a run to a Printer’s with her in her car.

    Her driving is as scary as her logic.

    Be afraid, Miss Bethany….be very afraid.

    @ 9:46 am on March 10, 2008
  10. Since everyone now knows I’m a complete rube when it comes to porcine-based food products, I guess we’ll have to get a vendor contract out there…

    @ 9:47 am on March 10, 2008
  11. Ooo, ooo, let me cater it!

    I have catering experience….and since I am an Irish-Mexican Woman, I could qualify as both a Woman owned business, and a Minority biz as well.

    Not to mention my skills as a baker….I can whip up a four course meal…and some gooey desserts….as well as all the Porcine based products needed to make this event memorable.

    Keep me in mind when you start bidding out that contract, Miss Bethany.

    LOL

    @ 10:09 am on March 10, 2008
  12. Maybe the two of you can go dancing. (Texas Two step is a Western dance.)

    @ 10:32 am on March 10, 2008
  13. Dallasite, thanks for that info, I had no idea! What would I do without Frontburner: naming my dances, correcting my spelling, and sometimes using cheesy pick up lines. And, here, all along, I thought it was just a lottery scratch off…

    @ 10:39 am on March 10, 2008
  14. Ummm….Correction to The Amanda:

    Texas-Two-Step is actually a drawing based Lottery game, held on Monday and Thursday Nights.

    Just doing my Frontburner part to keep you informed.

    @ 10:56 am on March 10, 2008
  15. The amanda,

    I appreciate your appreciation, but without the complex and sophisticated writing style of Ms Crenshaw, we might have never known the true nature of the “Texas Two step”.

    @ 11:26 am on March 10, 2008
  16. “..”..”..”.

    @ 11:33 am on March 10, 2008
  17. I have a bikini-clad Jessica Biel on my blog now, if you’re tired of wondering if “Living Under the Table,” is really such a great name for a book.

    @ 11:44 am on March 10, 2008
  18. Okay, I admit it. I don’t volunteer for taxation (the lottery). And this humble child from Dallas was corrupted and un-Dallased by those evil noreastereners during college. You’ve caught onto my ruse. I hang my head in shame, but wait patiently for Ms. Chrenshaw’s next cultural and political insight.

    @ 12:34 pm on March 10, 2008
  19. You cross-blog on me. I wonder why not one word about your condolences for a fellow blogger, Rufus Shaw @dallasblog. The City of Dallas PD ruled his death as a murder suicide with his wife being his victim and not one word on this blog. The real media had given reports of the legal and financial problems of the Shaws. He left messages that that public humiliation in the press that he attributed to his enemies drove he and his wife to
    suicide. The black community has asked for peace so that his family can grieve. Rufus was a political terrorist
    who used public humilation as a weapon to assassinate his enemies that many reportedly paid him to stop and to reverse his pain on their enemies. Considering all of the public corruption investigations going on here, few in our community believe that this was a willing suicide and while you guys go nonstop on some bull—-, people out here are grieving.
    We don’t think any of this is funny. Rufus once wrote that he wrote negatively about me so that white people would not think that I was credible. Bethany’s breach of trust shows me that bloggers know no pain until like Rufus it hits home. When I told Bethany I shared Rufus pain of humilation, she shared with me that her father had committed suicide. After she edited my personal and confidential letter to members of the black press talkling about how devastating the pain of humilation. I asked everyone to be grateful that the Shaws did not try to make headlines with mass murders like others who felt our pain. I told her how the pain extends to family and supporters. Bethany, then sent a letter to Rufus Son describing HER pain without remorse for inflicting pain. So this will be my last response here. I am getting back on my knees because only faith sustains and I have far bigger battles than be gratious to 149 meanspirited people who have nothing else to do. You got your traffic. Me and my family wanna live.

    @ 3:11 pm on March 16, 2008
  20. Can someone please cross-blog on me?

    @ 10:34 am on March 27, 2008