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More Proof That Chuck Norris Is Awesome

Posted on March 10th, 2008 10:29am by Tim Rogers
Filed under Entertainment

The troops love him. And according to Khaled Hussein, a police trainer in Falluja, Norris is a role model:

“I’ve seen his videos, he’s a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris.”

11 Comments to “More Proof That Chuck Norris Is Awesome”

Rob @ March 10th, 2008 at 10:37 am

Thank goodness Chuck can keep the dream alive!

http://www.clinton-huckabee.com/
steve byars @ March 10th, 2008 at 10:58 am

Oh please….If David Hasselhoff lived in Dallas you’d get a big boner deluding yourself as to how ‘cool’ that made Dallas in the eyes of the world. You guys are so out of touch and so not hip–but that’s allright just keep talking to each other. The only people in the world who think this place is important are Texans–you know, those folks who are last in just about every category except bullshit. Get real. Chuck Norris–Mike Huckabee….what creeps!
david @ March 10th, 2008 at 11:03 am

do I detect a bit of D-envy? If we’re all so deluded, why are you reading a blog about all things D? I don;t waste my time reading blogs about Cleveland or Toronto.
Lucy Ann Freud @ March 10th, 2008 at 11:04 am

Falluja?

You can get one on Harry Hines for 10 bucks plus a tip.
Spamboy @ March 10th, 2008 at 11:28 am

Chuck Norris did not travel to Iraq — Iraq traveled to Chuck Norris.
Dirt Monkey @ March 10th, 2008 at 11:35 am

Wow, didn’t he write the Kite Runner? Oh, wait.
DGirl @ March 10th, 2008 at 11:57 am

Celebrity death match: Chuck Norris v. Osama Bin Laden.
The Other Marty Cortland @ March 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Mr. Byars:

You mother once probably lectured you that “[i]f you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all.”

Good advice, that.

So stop being such a CryBaby and get to work.

Regards,
The Other Marty Cortland
Puddin'Tane @ March 10th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

To follow The Fake Cortland on Mr.Byars :

I believe Texas has the 8th largest GNP in the world,second largest economy in the US and is home to the most Fortune 500 companies. So how does that make us “last in just about every category?”

Hmmmmm.
Bethany @ March 10th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Mr. Byars:

Can I edit your blog posts before you post them? That hurt my brains.
Bethany Wannabe @ March 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

Mr. Byars;

If you are new to this blog, let my lay down some ground rules for newbies. First, never ever disagree with those that post. The have been annoited. Give them non stop compliments and laughs and remember, Jesus is the supervisor here.
Secondly, if a chick post something, you pretty much know that you have to agree with it, even is she calls your a moronic idiotic looser who sells his children on ebay. Just go with it and that said chick for the kind words. NEVER let them know where you live as they are in need of …a word that rhymes with tex…and means two people who make love.