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Derek Harper Is Way Too Tall, And His Tie Is Too Short

Posted on March 8th, 2008 9:12pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Sports

Here in the third quarter of the Mavs vs. Nets game, I’m thrilled to see that Kidd is besting Harris. But, really, more to the point: how could Derek Harper possibly tie his tie THAT short? Insane.

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Update: Now in the fourth quarter, and Dirk is one point away from capturing the Mavericks’ record for all-time scoring (sorry, Ro Blackman). But, still, Harp’s tie has me fascinated. What will happen when it returns for the post-game?

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14 Comments to “Derek Harper Is Way Too Tall, And His Tie Is Too Short”
  • Liam @ March 9th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Mmmmm, Gina Miller….

  • Clay @ March 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    wow, what are the salaries a D?!! way to scoreboard on the screen.

  • Tom @ March 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    It’s a trick of the trade. I’m sure his jacket was supposed to be buttoned…but with a shorter tie you can get a bigger knot. Several TV anchors and personalities do it.

  • Mark @ March 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Looks like he ate at Trail Dust before the game.

  • Don @ March 9th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Perhaps he and Avery switched ties before the game?

  • Mike @ March 10th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    Maybe Derek is showing the new “style” to replace the droopy pants!

  • Lindsay @ March 10th, 2008 at 8:26 am

    I find it very difficult to tie a full Windsor without exposing shirt buttons.

  • mm @ March 10th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Gina Miller in a red silk blouse, and we’re talking about Derek Harper’s chest?!?

  • Pete Oppel @ March 10th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    If Derek Harper is “way too tall” and judging from what I see on TV he doesn’t dwarf Gina Miller by any means, how tall is she?

  • cassano @ March 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Dharp is listed as 6′4 but methinks he’s actually an inch or two shorter. He probably fudged his height a few inches like most of the other nba players.

  • byron @ April 10th, 2008 at 4:44 am

    derek harper is ****ing my wife and ruined my marriage. im going 2 ruin his now.

  • byron @ April 11th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    the coment about derek harper*******my wife
    is incorrect i apologize to him and his family

  • doug @ April 12th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    well byron if he is not ****ing your wife he sure is ****ing my girl. i have text and phone records. and im not going to apologize like u did.

  • doug @ April 12th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    you can call derek harper at 2147960616 sorry son of a bitch.